kale

lost in the sauce

[kale @OhHeyItsKaleigh]

@realDonaldTrump #presidentmusk #babyDJT #diaperchange #stinkybaby

[kale @OhHeyItsKaleigh]

Hi, I haven’t tweeted since 2018 but I’d like to take this opportunity to ask why @GetSpectrum internet is soooo much worse than @AlloFiber. Downright travesty 😒 #pleaselayfiberhere #spectrumwastheonlychoice #wrong1

[kale @OhHeyItsKaleigh]

@JuliaTCheek 30,000 of your “at home” Covid-19 test kits wasting 30,000 NP swabs that real healthcare professionals could be using. $130 to bleed the public for unreliable science. You should be ashamed of yourself.

[kale @OhHeyItsKaleigh]

FCKN FLEA FLICKER

[halsey @halsey]

You were a vision in the morning when the light came through. I know I’ve only felt religion when I’ve laid with you.

[UnDo 512 @undo512]

my therapist wants me to “slow down” and stop “living my life like it’s a race” it’s like he doesn’t even know that life is a highway and i’m contractually obligated to ride it all night long

[kale @OhHeyItsKaleigh]

Wish I gave a shit about the royal wedding... but unfortunately

[kale @OhHeyItsKaleigh]

@TizElizabeth We been ridin since 2006 I ain’t goin nowhere homie ✊🏼✊🏼 #alwaysinmyheart #sometimesinmyarms ❤️

[kale @OhHeyItsKaleigh]

@Getbuggie Let’s not talk about how long it took me to get that joke... haha but yes! You’re correct!

[kale @OhHeyItsKaleigh]

At what point does eating salad alone in your car at 3 am while you listen to Sam Smith become less "work lunch" and more "terribly sad" 😅😂

[kale @OhHeyItsKaleigh]

Just gonna be 💯 real if ur tinder bio says anything about you bein kinky imma swipe right so fast my FBI agent monitoring my phone gon be like

[kale @OhHeyItsKaleigh]

Do u ever just feel an intense deep rage in the center of ur chest cuz same

[Sappho @mdelrom]

Four.

[river buddy butcher 🤠 @rivbutcher]

God damn even when they try to give a girl something she gets it taken away so a boy can have it

Twice

God damn https://t.co/VfLTWdDV7n

[Clint Smith @ClintSmithIII]

Beyoncé had Coachella renamed after her, Kendrick Lamar won a Pulitzer Prize, & Black Panther has made more money than Titanic.

Black history month is every month, every day, every year, all the time.

[kale @OhHeyItsKaleigh]

I seriously can’t wait to clean my room on my day off tomorrow bc it is INSANE

[Iain S. Thomas @RealIainSThomas]

If you make something sad enough or true enough, people will call it a poem.

[Jess Dweck @TheDweck]

Man Farts Up Entire Elevator Then Gets Off at Next Stop https://t.co/DIMTNyquzu

[kale @OhHeyItsKaleigh]

@jaycicookus @K_Heinz EATIN PANTS 👖 https://t.co/gfDMZGT7Rn