liz s

........ppvagina

[(parody) BILL NYE THO @Bill_Nye_Tho]

Damn how much daylight they tryna save?? it's dark as hell

[liz s @TizElizabeth]

It has never been "good luck finding someone better than me" it's "good luck finding someone better for you" I am flawed inside and out my only competition is the evolution of the woman I was yesteryear.

[liz s @TizElizabeth]

2021.....🙄

[liz s @TizElizabeth]

It’s 2019. Why do pop tarts still have crust?

[liz s @TizElizabeth]

Every time I use a magic eraser I'm reminded that brujeria really does exist.

[liz s @TizElizabeth]

I cannot stand a "be positive" preaching mother fucker who always got something negative to say.

[liz s @TizElizabeth]

I just want someone to read me love stories while I take a bath.

[liz s @TizElizabeth]

Baby love 💛

[liz s @TizElizabeth]

@GodinezIvey Same

[grant @TakeForGrantd]

if u take an adderall and an antidepressant at the same time your brain takes a screenshot

[(parody) BILL NYE THO @Bill_Nye_Tho]

damn the mitochondria really be the powerhouse of the cell

[liz s @TizElizabeth]

Same

[ً ឵឵ @cIutchs]

Me: “I’m gonna be productive when I get home and get some chores done”

Also me when I get home: https://t.co/NZuWXjXN22

[liz s @TizElizabeth]

Lmao 😂

[Dak (Retired) @RidiculousDak]

Dad: “Just put whatever mommy usually buys in your basket”

Daughter:

[liz s @TizElizabeth]

Oh wait I have a better idea 💡

[liz s @TizElizabeth]

#Mondayvibin

[liz s @TizElizabeth]

“Medically speaking you’re adorable From what I hear your quite affordable but I like them pricey
So exaggerate and
tr tr tr tr tr tr tr trick me
pretty please just trick me.
Pretty please”
#cuteiswhatweaimfor #feels

[liz s @TizElizabeth]

Me making awkward eye contact when I see someone cute👌🏼

[Queen Quen @quenblackwell]

serving you living room LOOKS

[IG:Body.Mechanixx @imBodyMechanixx]

Yoo this takes video of the Year. WHY ARE KIDS SO BOLD 😂😂😂