Ohtani Johnson

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Crazy that Teddy Swims and Jelly Roll are not the same person

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@HoggNFL Kys

[Warren Sharp @SharpFootball]

no idea what Matt LaFleur is trying to do in the 2nd half

up 21-3 with the ball to start the half

4 possessions and a net of 9 yards

0.64 yards per play

punt
punt
punt
punt

[Kurt Benkert @KurtBenkert]

Terrible timeout usage.
Terrible second half gameplan.
Blown 21-3 lead.
Taking the ball out of Love’s hands all 3rd quarter.

Get him out of here.

[Travis Wilson @TravisBOUND]

The Packers scored three, first-half TDs. On those three drives:

15 plays under center, 12 plays shotgun

Packers had a 3-score lead at halftime; second half:

5 plays under center, 35 plays shotgun

(Before final drive: 5 plays under center, 24 plays shotgun).

Fire LaFleur

[Bill Simmons @BillSimmons]

Matt LaFleur’s second half has to be on the short list of worst playoff coaching performances this century.

[Ohtani Johnson @OhtaniJohnson]

Another year. Another bunch of losers. Thanks LaFleur. Enjoy a year off. Cause this was a story book loss for a team that can not win when it matters

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In the light section at IKEA hmu if you about that freak life fr fr

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Had never seen a photo of Billy Strings before. Looks exactly like I thought he would

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Doom scrolled Facebook for 5 min. I’ve never been sadder

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New year. Same shit. Sorry ass team.

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If you spend your hard earned money on seeing the Savannah bananas you should be put down

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Big W for pacers tests
Big L for Cookie Monster Pants girls

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

🚨 BREAKING: President Trump just signed an executive order bringing back the Presidential Fitness Test to public schools

Alongside him was Harrison Butker, Bryson DeChambeau, Lawrence Taylor & countless other pros

Trump is making kids a CENTERPIECE of this administration 🇺🇸

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@cndrewaole33

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Can say this is the first time war and military investment have negatively effected my life. Privilege checked. I am in mourning

[Pitchfork @pitchfork]

.@KingGizzard are the latest band to take a stand against @Spotify and CEO Daniel Ek's military investments https://t.co/XZV3z65kbx

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@cndrewaole33

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Baby / child photo as your Instagram profile - your on a list. Grow up

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Just saw a 50+ year old business man in the airport with a comically large cookie. Animalistic urges are winning.

[ain’t the real #3 @NotCnnorMcDavid]

Anyone mind if this white boy speaks a little español this evening??

[Devine Sports Gospel @DevineGospel]

Engaged!!!!