Becky H

Bitchy resting face

[breebunn @breebunn]

“i asked grok” “i asked chatGPT” yeah well i asked esquie and he didn’t think that was very whee of you

[Becky H @OiBecky]

@IcelandFoods Hi, I've got a delivery booked for tomorrow but I've had an email tonight saying the wrong time, a time I won't be available. Is there a way to check the right time is booked?

[popvinylsigned @popvinylsigned]

Feeling extra silly, so like and retweet for a chance to win a folklore Target misprint CD! Winner will be randomly picked in 48 hours 🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿 do you think there are geese in the folklore forest?

[Becky H @OiBecky]

@NoContextBrits That is Bertram, have some respect https://t.co/uXonITiPnl

[popvinylsigned @popvinylsigned]

I know it’s been VERY frustrating for our international friends to get their hands on a copy of the Eras Tour Book, so we’re giving away a copy! Open to all international fans, we will cover any shipping costs. Like and retweet this post to enter! 💚💛💜❤️🩵🖤🩷🩶🤎💙🤍

[Ted @Tedoffthegrid]

Every second that I’m not in bed I’m thinking about how badly I wanna be horizontal in bed and whenever I’m horizontal in bed I think yes I love being horizontal in my bed.

[Zach W. Lambert @ZachWLambert]

What a devastating indictment of our country.

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day is ‘recrudescence’ (17th century): the return of something terrible after a time of reprieve.

[Amy Van Gar @amyvangar]

Feel like pure shit - just want her back x

[Maria @mlstrat]

at my big age i should know better than to ask a man two questions in an email when i need both of them answered

[💖 @twaniimals]

I love u Moo Deng

[yammi @sighyam]

AH! 👅

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

Every time I see this photo of Moo Deng the Pygmy hippo (376 times so far today) I think—this must be what it’s like to see your newborn baby for the first time

[Zweil @somethings_awry]

The rewards of The mortifying
being loved ordeal of being
known

[Jennifer Blair @SqueakinglyJen]

So much about the immigration and asylum system is just completely unknown to people day to day. Some examples:

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

“Healthy zucchini brownies” Did you know that our lives are short & beautiful & someday they will find your bones & no one will be able to tell, from your skeleton, what sweetnesses you stole from yourself?

[Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman]

If a woman has kids: should they not be at home looking after the kids

If a woman does not have kids: wow crazy cat lady

If a woman lures kids to her cottage made of gingerbread deep down in the woods: she’s a witch

Women can’t win

[Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman]

I think if I was England manager and I had wanted to win that game I would have asked the boys to score more goals than the Spanish team but that’s just me