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[Adequate Lawn Game Tutorials @OkayAtCroquet]

@ClayTravis @PabloTorre "Would you like to talk to my mom and dad about all our family trips to the Cheesecake Factory?"

We used to build shit in this country.

[jae holzman 🪏 @jaeporeon]

i feel safe making only one prediction about next week: whoever wins will have people on their team saying it’s bc they attacked trans people

[carl beijer @_carlbeijer]

90s leftists still have plenty of important things to say, but whenever they start honking off about how maybe the right is ready to cooperate you've gotta just pat them on the head and escort them back to the nurse's station

[Adam Johnson @adamjohnsonCHI]

@aarondmiller2 Setting side the fact you just described apartheid in different terms, the 5M Palestinians who live under Israeli sovereignty and have for decades and will indefinitely exist as well. But so long as hacks like you can point to a nonexistent “peace process” they somehow dont count

[Ian McKellen @IanMcKellen]

SIR PATRICK STEWART (1940-2026)

Before everything else, Patrick was defined by being born and bred in Yorkshire, the proud county in the north of England which he loved to the end. You could hear it in his accented voice and in the stern honesty with which he told you what he thought and felt. Yorkshiremen have no truck with half-truths or avoidance of big issues. He wore his heart on his sleeve, which made him a man to rely on, to admire and in my case, love.

We first met as ambitious young actors with the Royal Shakespeare Company half a century ago but we weren’t in the same productions. My first strong memory was a few years later, meeting him in the street in central London when he told me about an offer to take over a leading part in 'Star Trek'. “But Patrick think of your stage career in the UK. Do you really want to risk—getting lost in Hollywood for years and years?”. Well, he took the risk and thank goodness for us all that he did for not just his devoted Trekkies but film and theatre audiences, who marvelled at his using international celebrity to star in a string of cinema successes ('X-Men' of course) and in great classical plays by Shakespeare, Ibsen, Arthur Miller, Peter Shaffer, Pinter and Beckett at Stratford-upon-Avon, in London’s West End and on Broadway.

America was his adopted home, where he met his adored Sunny who has cared for him through sickness and health, through thick and thin. But he never forsook his origins: and the proudest achievement of the most respected and beloved actor of his generation on either side of the Atlantic, was his appointment as Chancellor of Huddersfield University in Yorkshire.

His farewell performance in 'Avengers: Doomsday' is yet to be seen.

Ian McKellen 29 October 2026

Photo: University of Huddersfield

[Lux_Stella @Lux_Stella_]

usually kind of blithe about old actors dying but i kind of regard captain picard as the closest humanity has ever come to a portrayal of The Ideal Person

[Will 🦥 Menaker @willmenaker]

Patrick Stewart's entire body of work, but as Picard in particular, is something that connects the person I am today with who I was as a kid. It collapses time for me. I still have the same awe and fascination with his performance and belief that it represents the best of us.

[AEW on TV @AEWonTV]

THAT JUST HAPPENED IN REAL LIFE ON NATIONAL TV

#AEWDynamite is LIVE as Fright Night continues on TBS and HBO Max

[Eoin Higgins @EoinHiggins_]

I know at NYMag Jon wasn't subject to basic fact checking, so it makes sense he's continuing to run out blatant falsehoods at the Atlantic

[Michael McKean @MJMcKean]

What was the over/under on this happening?

[Adequate Lawn Game Tutorials @OkayAtCroquet]

@libsoftiktok I don't think you want to accuse everyone who is opposed to your pedophile cult leader of being a "leftist."

[Adequate Lawn Game Tutorials @OkayAtCroquet]

@AlanFJr @bling_momma @daveweigel Show the clear evidence, Al.

[Conspiratorial Templates @mynamehear]

A post-election note for Democrats

The first one of you that says we need to build bridges, reach across the aisle and work with Republicans gets thrown into the fucking sun. Prosecute the criminal pedophiles destroying our country or get the hell out of the way.

[Adequate Lawn Game Tutorials @OkayAtCroquet]

Meanwhile in reality, goobers like the poster and the blue check brigade of chucklefucks in his replies were pissing and shitting themselves back then, just like they are now. The perfect grift of perpetual aggrievement.

https://t.co/pBhTw778zD

[Adequate Lawn Game Tutorials @OkayAtCroquet]

Guy who just rewatched Fraiser:

[Ken Layne @KenLayne]

25 years ago, Seattle seemed like the city of the future. I guess the whole PNW peaked around then. People loved it, they wouldn’t shut up about it. I loved going up there, anywhere from Victoria/Vancouver to Portland. What a choice to make, to wreck that whole beautiful region.

[Adequate Lawn Game Tutorials @OkayAtCroquet]

@RubinReport Grak, do *not* put sam seder in my video! DO NOT!

[Adequate Lawn Game Tutorials @OkayAtCroquet]

@wyattsmetal I'd say stick to talking about music, but I've had the misfortune of seeing some of your 'apolitical' videos, and they also stink.

[Dr. Annelle Rodriguez Sheline @AnnelleSheline]

"We, who resigned from our positions, call on candidates for the 2028 Presidential Nomination to commit to not hire any administration official directly responsible for enabling Israel’s military actions in Gaza."

https://t.co/SQbYUmDjx4

[John Ganz @lionel_trolling]

"You see, there's no racism or apartheid in Israel: the Arab parties almost got 20 percent of the vote."

Great, then surely they will be invited to help govern their own country?

"Oh, no absolutely not."