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#nocapncap,

Part time Civil Engineer.

Ardent Man U Fan.

[Eduardo Hagn @EduardoHagn]

London Blue thought they were in a title race. 😭

[Patrick Timmons @PatrickTimmons1]

1 point from the last 9 available for Chelsea.

Luckily for them, they already won the league in August.

[WelBeast @WelBeast]

Best attack in the league are having a negative goal difference.

I don’t want to speak.

[sebaaa @sebaaguii]

hay inflación de mujeres, lo que antes te pedía una 10/10 ahora te lo pide una 4/10

[Dutchess🌹💞 @Dutchess699031]

So a father and son just fucked u and you don't see how stup!d that makes you look?

Low IQ animal

[Avi @FitnessEmpiree]

Maturing in the gym is realizing that 30-45 min still delivers results.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

shoutout to the three kids who keep responding to the teacher so the rest of us don't have to.

[OG LOC🇨🇩 @osowxvyy]

Jerked by the Gooners soon

[𝐊𝐞𝐥𝐯 ✈︎ @ahmstillkelly]

These shawties need to start eating makeup so they can be pretty inside too.

[Jordanreviewsittt @jordanreviewsit]

HR just emailed me and said I’m the only person who hasn’t filled out their “anonymous” survey yet

[soul @soulsouljah]

ion even wanna crack i just wanna hang w pretty women to remind me how beautiful life is

[Brian @_Briankorir]

Na iwe funzo kwa hao madere wengine.
Crew isikuchoche bure.

[Odun 🎲 @Ewatomiby]

The day i saw what money makes these women do.. is the day i said to my self , i need to get it by all means .. you literally treat them like trash and they love it too 😭🙆🏾‍♂️

[WelBeast @WelBeast]

Where’s the PFA player of the year award winner?

I don’t want to speak.

[🚛💨 @CreoleCockpit_9]

Nah stay outta civilians business

[☆MagNeto☆ @aghan_mteule]

Absolutely nowadays I have nothing to offer in a relationship. Ata words of affirmation nilikuwa nazo siku hizi nimegeuka a man of few words

[Spike⚡ @SpikeTweets_14]

When you bet on "Both teams to score" and the smaller team scores first

[David @Justtdavid_]

I have genuine, and undiluted hate for poor people who have too many children.

[Kenzy @inHighburyN5]

The new owners