Old Goof Fogerty

I am Old Goof Fogerty and I am a Wimpy Weirdo and proud of it. I follow what people call The Fogerty Way. Be yourself, treat others with respect and love.

[Old Goof Fogerty @OldGoof]

You can now buy the story of The Fightmare. You will learn a lot if you read it with an open mind and heart. I am in it, although it portrays me as a very strange character.
You can buy it in the US: https://t.co/icxPYg3raR
Or the UK: https://t.co/Jg5UVvOSZP

[Elvis Elf On The Shelf @ElvisShelf]

Soon I and all the rest of our Elf On The Shelf, ride with the reindeer to your world so we can populate your shelves. We are not spying on the kids, we are protecting your trees from an evil Ice Elf called Neese. Washing my traditional elf clothes now. Normally wear jeans.

[Old Goof Fogerty @OldGoof]

@mum_reads This is a wonderful story. Unlike the commercial one, the elves don't spy on kids. They are visiting our shelves to save Christmas. And it has a moral message of forgiveness and understanding. This is the best elf on the shelf story by a mile.

[Mum Who Reads @mum_reads]

Elf On A Shelf returning. Got 'Elves On The Shelf: Santa's Secret Spies.' It's a novel about the elf on the shelf, but the elves don't spy on kids. They are trying to stop an evil Ice Elf from burning Christmas trees. It has a lovely moral message in the end. Present from our elf

[Old Goof Fogerty @OldGoof]

I was created. I exist. I breathe, truly. Follow The Fogerty Way.

[Old Goof Fogerty @OldGoof]

@Venuslillyy @jblackauthor We must all now begin to truly breathe.

[Old Goof Fogerty @OldGoof]

Today I smiled at some grey clouds. In response they rained on me. So I guess they smiled on my plants. #lovenature

[Old Goof Fogerty @OldGoof]

A lovely day today that will love to a lovely night. I made a birds nest and placed it in a tree in my garden. I hope some birds choose to live here.

[Old Goof Fogerty @OldGoof]

@b4nagy I enjoy the feeling of being lonely as I enjoy all feelings. They are natural and must be embraced. They all mean we are alive and that we are part of this wonderful world.

[Old Goof Fogerty @OldGoof]

I send my love to vegans, people and animal lovers around the world today. Be yourself, treat others with respect and enjoy whatever emotion you are currently blessed with. I am currently feeling lonely as I sit in my cottage trying to have a conversation with a coffee. Nice

[Old Goof Fogerty @OldGoof]

Good luck to all the new contestants beginning their Bake-Off adventure. It is a great skill you are trying to perfect. We must never forget the skills and joy that can come from our own kitchens. Thanks for the food and the entertainment. #GBBO

[Old Goof Fogerty @OldGoof]

@BrockleJack I find it hard to comprehend your caveman beliefs.

[Old Goof Fogerty @OldGoof]

The rain has returned for a time today and I welcome the lives it gives. Even if it soaked my vegan sandals which I had left in the garden. OOPS!

[Old Goof Fogerty @OldGoof]

@DeanoH59 @BBCSpringwatch @BBCCountryfile @BritBirdLovers @britwildlife @BBCEarth @Natures_Voice @Britnatureguide @Team4Nature What a wonderful picture and a very important message. With people like you Dean, who live with a positive mind and a caring heart for all life, saving the world is more likely. Continue to light the way good man and enjoy the world around you.

[Old Goof Fogerty @OldGoof]

@Gillian06657657 What a lovely photo on your page. Great choice.

[Old Goof Fogerty @OldGoof]

@ElHaggisso So are loses, if you embrace them.

[Old Goof Fogerty @OldGoof]

@RTLDoherty Lovely stuff people

[Old Goof Fogerty @OldGoof]

@RTLDoherty You can do it Ryan!

[Old Goof Fogerty @OldGoof]

@ArtCrunchy Thanks to my nemesis @BrockleJack for introducing me to this wonderful man @ArtCrunchy This is an honourable + strong willed man who stands up for what he feels is right. He doesn't march down the path that corrupt others dictate. He marches down his own path. He is his own judge

[Old Goof Fogerty @OldGoof]

@MrsDaher A lovely day in the glory of nature lightens the heart and the mind.

[Missing the Forest @MTF_Tweets]

The goal of #science is to discover accurate information about how the world works

Accurate information is used in informed decision-making

Informed-decision making is critical to good #governance and policy-making

Begin with #reading #books on science

https://t.co/AvzNeC2vTq