OldQueenSpooky

a vain and disordered life. self-acclaimed writer and lesbian.

[Hey Fagatha @HeyFagatha]

The real villains of The Birdcage

[OldQueenSpooky @OldQueenSpooky]

@balefulrays I picked blood magic but can I change to beef? It won’t let me change to beef.

[George Michael @GeorgeMichael]

I HAVE NEVER AND WILL NEVER APOLOGISE FOR MY SEX LIFE ! GAY SEX IS NATURAL, GAY SEX IS GOOD! NOT EVERYBODY DOES IT, BUT.....HA HA!

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@witchkingcoop Join a trivia team. The Nerd Who Knows Sports is always a god.

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@falseroxy “Sex in cartoons” is so funny lol

[Rhine Stoned Cowboy @BisqueBoi]

Wishbone killed eight confederate traitors when he held the line at Cemetary Ridge with XI Corps

[OldQueenSpooky @OldQueenSpooky]

@offbeatorbit The texture. It makes me so sad.

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@balefulrays Saved me $5000 vet bill & came with a cute little esoteric download

[culture @notgwendalupe]

18 years ago, Tanisha woke up the house with pots and pans in 'Bad Girls Club'

[anyway @communistkiss]

The D line should extend all the way to the beach under San Vicente. It would give hundreds if not thousands of workers, especially nannies/child caregivers, more efficient access to Brentwood, North of Montana, Pacific Palisades, and Malibu, and reduce the traffic congestion.

[Cannie Oakley: Local Cryptid @Staceballs]

A lot of people gleefully cheering this on, but they won’t stop at child support. They’re going to follow this same model to start doing the same to those with student loan and medical debt next. Bet.

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@balefulrays ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[shredded Denim @denimneverdies]

The Right says that porn is a Jewish plot to make everyone queer, the Left says it's a patriarchal plot to make everyone sexist, but actually, and I cannot stress this enough, porn is simply the inevitable byproduct of the fact that most human beings like watching hot people bang

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@balefulrays @ElderZimriah Genuine lol at #3

[Sam Biederman @Biedersam]

Imagine lying in a hospital bed, out of your mind on a morphine drip and Nicole Kidman shows up

[Same name in the blue sky! @RPinHD]

I’m sorry, this lady SPECIFICALLY saying “it’s giving war crime” is frying me

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

Too many people in their 30s and 40s are afraid of being out of step with the youth. You *should* be out of step with the youth. You need to be discovering very niche genres of music. You need to develop a fixation with an historical era. Welcome to being gloriously uncool.

[Nan 🌏🕊️ @Educated501]

Good morning! Happy new week. My cactus bloomed today for my birthday 🎂 I am 60 today.

[OldQueenSpooky @OldQueenSpooky]

@balefulrays …did he get him?

[Yves-Angeline @AdamantxYves]

I need to know everything about this magnificent woman.