Ron De Cuba

Mom, I wanna vape

[Ron De Cuba @OldSamChristian]

Feelin’ another Hash Browns?

[Mineral Bro @MineralBro]

Manager at Buccee’s wearing an Omega Speedmaster

[doomer @uncledoomer]

this is how it feels to be 30

[Ron De Cuba @OldSamChristian]

It's fun every time they cast someone else to think "Is *this* the best one yet?"

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Meg Stalter to play Mary Todd Lincoln in ‘Oh, Mary!’ beginning July 6.

[Ron De Cuba @OldSamChristian]

What people say when I try one of the cool new bars in the city

[The Wall Street Journal @WSJ]

A runaway sea lion is squatting in San Francisco and locals can’t get enough of the 2,000-pound beast they call Chonkers. https://t.co/MgLrCHmw39

[Ron De Cuba @OldSamChristian]

Claire18 is a maybe.

[Ron De Cuba @OldSamChristian]

And?

[Bert Shiesty @cirocobama69]

Running as a hobby is for guys that weren’t good at sports growing up

[Ron De Cuba @OldSamChristian]

*Helpful Copywriting Tip*
As the weather warms up, consider talking about discounts by telling people to "Spring Into Savings." Very few writers know of, or employ, this simple "hack."

[Ron De Cuba @OldSamChristian]

I actually think they should let them keep doing this.

[Daily Mail @DailyMail]

Everest poisoning scandal: Guides 'secretly lace climbers' food to trigger costly helicopter rescues' as part of £15million insurance scam https://t.co/eVoOUIDXdD

[Ron De Cuba @OldSamChristian]

This is what my career feels like.

[Know Your Meme @knowyourmeme]

On this day 14 years ago, an anonymous 4chan user posted a RollerCoaster Tycoon 2 thread showing a 30,696-foot coaster that took four in-game years to finish, complete with riders screaming “I want to get off Mr. Bones Wild Ride” and a looping exit where “the ride never ends.”

[Ron De Cuba @OldSamChristian]

The thing I love about the @metraBNSF is that it is constantly messed up and they appear to have no clue where their trains are. Stupidest bozos in the game!

[Adam Karpiak @Adam_Karpiak]

my boss explaining the company can’t afford to give me a raise but I’m being rewarded with more responsibility

[Count Dankula @CountDankulaTV]

The Afroman Trial.

-Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons.
-Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up.
-No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman.
-Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras.
-Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives.
-During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat.
-The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation.
-Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit.
-Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them.
-One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife.
-As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE.
-The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman.

This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

[Ron De Cuba @OldSamChristian]

This is bad and evil!

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

Walmart is rolling out digital price tags at all of its stores.

At the same time, the corporate giant just secured a patent for "dynamically and automatically updating item prices.”

Plus another patent for using machine learning to predict demand and recommend prices.

[Ron De Cuba @OldSamChristian]

This is what it's like for my wife every time she takes me out.

[Future Adam Curtis B-Roll @adamcurtisbroll]

A malfunctioning service robot dances uncontrollably at a Haidilao hotpot restaurant in San Jose, California, knocking over tableware as staff members attempt to restrain it, March 2026.

[Keifer @DannyVegito]

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[Ron De Cuba @OldSamChristian]

When I tell my wife the Greek yogurt parfaits are too sour for me

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

Opening up the pissed off app to get pissed off as a break from my job where I don’t make that much money

[Ron De Cuba @OldSamChristian]

They should make this the official slogan of Chicago public transit

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

yes girl just aim that wet cough wherever!