syzygy

Mano's Knight & Dukie's Pa || 走远，留长，看深

[Ifeoluwa @olajumokeokenla]

I never thought I’d say this, but living in the UK is now cheaper than living in Nigeria 💔
How did we even get here?

[Big Fish Gee 🦈 @GbemmyG]

If you have not gone to Nigeria in the last one year, If they explain to you your brain simply cannot comprehend . You simply have to go there to understand, they can’t explain how terrible it is to you.

[syzygy @Oleke_]

Haven’t had Amala in a minute. No wonder life has been so dull.

[syzygy @Oleke_]

Always reactive, never proactive.

[Babajide Sanwo-Olu @jidesanwoolu]

Dear Lagosians,

I have directed an immediate scale-up of waste evacuation across Lagos following the recent build-up of refuse in some parts of our state.

LAWMA, LASEPA, and the Ministry of Environment are currently working around the clock. We have deployed extra trucks and personnel to clear the backlogs across all affected neighbourhoods. You should already see progress on the streets and we will not stop until our city is completely clean again.

Lagos generates over 13,000 tons of waste every single day. Managing this requires a massive effort but our determination to fix the current challenge is absolute.

As we continue this cleanup, I ask for your partnership. Please bag your waste properly and avoid dumping refuse in drainage channels or on the roads.

We are fully on top of this situation. Let us work together to keep Lagos clean and safe for everyone.

[Oluwanifise @Oluwanifise13]

Snap shot for Lagos today…

1 & 2 Egbeda( akowonjo road)
3. Mushin( agege road)
4. Oshodi under bridge

Eko o ni baje

[iDAN 🦸🏽 @dangbanamanager]

Keep the parents poor, saddle the children with debt, then celebrate student loans as if they’re a gift.

Poverty for one generation, debt for the next and somehow we’re told to be grateful.

Moron in suit and tie.

[syzygy @Oleke_]

@HeIsJayjam @Bhordemarz https://t.co/7Yxs6kHf5V

[ALI @Saifthesage]

I am a psychiatrist and psychologist practicing in Vienna that has treated quite a number of South Africans so i must share my observations.

[syzygy @Oleke_]

Who dem delete like that?

[syzygy @Oleke_]

😂

[Hater Central @TheHateCentral]

“And there’s the perfect opportunity for Ronaldo at the near post”

[syzygy @Oleke_]

My boy just won them a penalty.

[syzygy @Oleke_]

😂

[Graeme Kelly @GraemeKelly1]

Just seen Ronaldo referred to as Homelando and I can’t unsee it.

[syzygy @Oleke_]

@toluadedayo_ No be by ishan

[syzygy @Oleke_]

Alaye just dey run helter-skelter.

[syzygy @Oleke_]

Lmaoooooo 😂

[syzygy @Oleke_]

The werey no good.

[Series ‘Baj @Engr_Series]

You need a manager and Roberto Martinez is the one you’ve hired. That’s exactly how Belgium’s golden generation was wasted.

[syzygy @Oleke_]

😂

[Ch1rag.ś @Ch1ragjpg]

@nautfcb U’ll only pass it to me won’t u bruno ?

[syzygy @Oleke_]

Drank a whole city dry.

[Intelschizo @Schizointel]

Irish spent 200 years building their reputation as heavy drinkers that image was obliterated by the Scots in less than 4 days

[syzygy @Oleke_]

The Scotland fans’ turn out for the World Cup has been most impressive.

[Tolu Grey 🧃 @Tolu__Grey]

In the spirit of specifics, will be updating this list over time:

1. AMCON ceases to exist
2. Constituency projects be restricted to a list of sectors and have a fixed amount pegged to the previous year's revenue
3. Herbert Macaulay way repair (Sabo is an eyesore)

[Bro Peter @mr_headies]

Nothing pisses me off more than the student loan they list as their achievement.

You removed the education subsidy, and you expect me to applaud you for introducing a loan scheme to ease the burden of the expensive fees?

While your government keeps looting funds?