optimist prime

mostly just the stupid stuff brett says

[optimist prime @Olgaforreal]

"That's what happens when you let uneducated people dominate our culture" -@danhewett

[optimist prime @Olgaforreal]

I got thick thighs and thin patience

[optimist prime @Olgaforreal]

"If you think about it, jazz was the original ska!" -Brett

[optimist prime @Olgaforreal]

Why would I leave notes to myself like this!? How is anyone supposed to recall information like this??

[billie eilish @billieeilish]

Tomorrow.
https://t.co/edocE0k31W

[optimist prime @Olgaforreal]

@smilingserenely Oh delightful

[optimist prime @Olgaforreal]

@DruePhoto Send a message to your client, almost done! Should have then delivered to you tomorrow!

[optimist prime @Olgaforreal]

@smilingserenely WITH GRAPES CUT UP IN HALF

[optimist prime @Olgaforreal]

@smilingserenely No

[optimist prime @Olgaforreal]

This is Billie's signal for outside

[optimist prime @Olgaforreal]

"I wanna see a purge day but like, be cool, be respectful. I just want to see if I can break in to places" -brett

[Jillian Sederholm💜 @JillianSed]

@netflix

[Mike Vecchione @ComicMikeV]

I'm super excited to announce that my one-hour comedy special, The Attractives, is premiering on Youtube tonight, March 24th, at 6 pm EST.

Link to special: https://t.co/gODuubMqGF

Directed and produced by @natebargatze
In association with @800pgm

[optimist prime @Olgaforreal]

@smilingserenely Well just don't listen to the unionization meditations and we'll be ok

[optimist prime @Olgaforreal]

@smilingserenely You can borrow my head space account if you want, its free from starbucks and I don't use it

[optimist prime @Olgaforreal]

@chibiosaka Just move to the south, I've been calling everyone baby and sweetie since day 2

[optimist prime @Olgaforreal]

I feel like I did the most maturing when I realized that the bottom half of the bagel is better

[optimist prime @Olgaforreal]

"This is the closest thing to a salad I've ever ordered" -Brett (about his hot fried chicken putin"

[optimist prime @Olgaforreal]

@madison_face I left 10 minutes extra early today and I was able to clock in exactly on time

[optimist prime @Olgaforreal]

I know everyone's always like "I'm a good lier but I don't want to lie to you so I'm not gunna show you" but like, I've gotten my husband to believe that hazelnuts aren't real and its a conspiracy.

Twice.