Oliver Dixon

27. Drag King / Burlesque. Pretty Weird™ 👑 🔥 pfp: alex

[Oliver Dixon @OliverDixonDrag]

i am not ded yet

[Oliver Dixon @OliverDixonDrag]

Update: coffee acquired. I just need a lambo now & all my problems will have no choice but to resolve themselves.

[Oliver Dixon @OliverDixonDrag]

if youre an nba allstar and u see me crying on the sidewalk, please buy me a coffee

[Oliver Dixon @OliverDixonDrag]

if youre an nba allstar and u see me crying on the sidewalk, please buy me a coffee

[Oliver Dixon @OliverDixonDrag]

Am I Clown

[Oliver Dixon @OliverDixonDrag]

Am I clown because I feel like my name is Bobo and my talent is Juggling Worse Case Scenarios

[Oliver Dixon @OliverDixonDrag]

protip: get your bartender’s number. more cost effective & reliable than betterhelp tbqh

[Oliver Dixon @OliverDixonDrag]

@HighnessOphelia So it’s definitely a case-by-case basis, but you bring up good points that adoption should be centered around the child, and not families’ personal sads, especially when it comes to pushing their cultures on that child.

[Oliver Dixon @OliverDixonDrag]

@HighnessOphelia I was in the foster care system and literally denied being adopted by my foster family because “no child deserves a perfect life” , so then I was raised by my grandma, and for YEARS I was subjected to unsupervised visitations with bio fam [aka Trauma, USA]

[Oliver Dixon @OliverDixonDrag]

@karadingess “you had x amount of menstrual cycles this year. That is the same amount as a deadly mistake in the ER. ✨”

[✨🌿 @thelastofthenug]

I truly hope that Taylor Swift being at the Super Bowl ruins it for men everywhere

[Oliver Dixon @OliverDixonDrag]

@uhhElise They hold a certain amount for presale and the rest are public sale. It’s BS.

[Meg @meghanttucker]

Anyone who has a problem with their kids having the right to speak privately to a healthcare provider is a WALKING RED FLAG, and I'll stand by that statement till I'm cold and dead.

[Oliver Dixon @OliverDixonDrag]

I really wish I was kidding about the $9 local latte…theyre SO good and so kind there, they dont accept tips because they are paid a living wage. But it’s literally a thing we can only afford like once every few weeks if we also get food with it

I miss having a living wage too.

[Oliver Dixon @OliverDixonDrag]

It’s a good way to cut down on coffee expense/consumption — as one latte at our local business is $9. Caffeine headaches are a bitch, but so is genocide.

[Bri @manyroomsdiary]

I visited a gun shop in Indiana once and had to use the bathroom; inside was a portrait of a naked man with a thick wooden board covering where his private part would be. Curiosity got the best of me and I tried to lift the board. It let off an air horn throughout the whole store

[just fucking wear it @dee_bluehead]

"we're all gonna die"
well...yes. eventually. can we like, turn down the fascism a few notches before we do that though? lmfao.

[The Anarchist Turtle 🏴Ⓐ🔆🏳️‍⚧️ @anarchoboognish]

Good morn