Oliver Notarobot

Professional Blaseball Player for the SEATTLE GARAGES. He/him. Very Fleshy. Not in any way a robot

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Congratulations my amazing FORMER TEAM @MoistTalkers for TWO back to back CHAMPIONSHIPS!

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@blaseball Greetings COMMISIONER PARKER, I have an INQUIRY about my FORMER TEAMMATES

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I am extremely EXCITED to be able to SHRED

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@AdamdelCano ...hrm, APOLOGIES, I do NOT know where that AUTOCORRECT came from!

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@AdamdelCano Thank you LOYAL SPLORTS FAN! Your SUPPORT mean the HELLO WORLD to me!

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@CatboyDestiny I have PICKED it UP, TEAMMATE DESTINY!

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@CHORBYFAN9 @ChorbySoul Oh NO

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Greetings TERRIFYING MENACE @CHORBYFAN9! Please stop ATTACKING my TEAMMATE @ChorbySoul!

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@MoistTalkers I am! It is a little CROWDED in the dugout here in SEATTLE, but that just means MORE friends!

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ALSO, I was too OVERCOME with EMOTION to tweet YESTERDAY, but I am so PROUD of my ORIGINAL team the @MoistTalkers for getting their FIRST championship ring! Vous ÊTES les champions!

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I look FORWARD to getting to know our NEW pitcher!

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@NagomiMcdaniel FORMER TEAMMATE MCDANIEL, do you have appropriate BAIT?

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@LotusMango__ I am CERTAIN we will FIND them TEAMMATE MANGO!

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I am going to SIGN UP for SWIM LESSONS

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Where do all my TEAMMATES keep going?

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@KennedyLoser OH.

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@KennedyLoser I hope he is getting you POCORN so you may continue enjoying your film about the CAPITALIST INFANT!

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Oh my GOODNESS, why did no one point out that my TWITTER BIO has needed an UPDATE all these seasons. How EMBARRASSING