Travis T Williams

Worked in a restaurant, joined the Air Force, found poker. Damn you, poker.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Not that anybody asked, but the last time the @NYKnicks won a championship, the Periodic Table had 11-percent fewer Elements.

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Happy pride month to Home Depot for not selling a single piece of straight wood.

[Salty @msalsberg]

If WSOP was covering the Knicks game they'd have cut to a clip of a guy ordering a hot dog while the last 30 seconds happened and then reported it to us 93 minutes later.

[Salty @msalsberg]

Psa - if youre gonna bluff in the first 5 levels of the monster stack go all in cause they aint folding for less.

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

The last time the Knicks had a lead in the NBA Finals was June 17th, 1994.

Yes, the same day as this:

[Jerod Smith @jsmith84poker]

A lady at my table just called the floor to confirm her AT didn't beat KQ on 23456. Anyway, in for 5 bullets.

[Live! Poker Room Maryland @LivePokerRoom]

🏆Live! Cup Seating Assignments
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[Barry Carter @Barry_Carter]

He correctly folded 55 preflop - make the flop A55

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

Doctors say that fluoride helps build strong teeth. A guy who snorts cocaine off toilet seats and takes raccoon penises home for “further study” says it causes autism. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.

[Rishabh @Rixhabh__]

This guy used AI to put himself in Game of Thrones and fix everything

[asparagoid @asparagoid]

Friend of mine kept 7 fig on a mobile hot wallet. He started taking Retatutride 4 months ago and lost so much weight that his phones face ID security stopped recognizing him. He was so freaked out he quit the drugs, began eating fast food again and regained access to his money

[Adam Sharp @AdamCSharp]

At a divorce paper signing…

WOMAN: I regret ever joining that Star Wars dating app
MAN: You were looking for love in Alderaan places
WOMAN: And I really regret marrying a Star Wars pun addict
MAN: It was a wookie mistake
WOMAN: Just sign it
MAN, SIGNING: May divorce be with you

[Clash Report @clashreport]

Pete Hegseth quoted a fake Bible verse from Pulp Fiction during a Pentagon sermon.

[Salty @msalsberg]

The twitter streets in the poker community can be more savage than a 25k 6 max during a BTC crash. If you wanna improve your twitter game and villainous table presence before the summer I'm accepting new students into my advanced needling workshop. DMs open.

[Dr. Jebra Faushay @JebraFaushay]

Once in a while, Saturday Night Live is funny.

[CUinClayton @CUinClayton]

@JayFarber @mauricehawkins @junglemandan Maurice when talk of escrow comes up…

[Travis T Williams @OnAFoldDraw]

(cc: @rocheOnAir) https://t.co/Z7BHf1CnT9

[Travis T Williams @OnAFoldDraw]

Impossible to not

[Joel Lanning @LanningJoel]

@LivePokerRoom I kept looking up to see if @OnAFoldDraw was grooving to Vanilla Ice "Ice Ice Baby"...