KMA

Delusional's The Default Setting -Sarcasm Has Saved My Life Orrrr-

[KMA @OnceJayde]

Go Twitter Yourself

[Vanishing Point @crapthundershit]

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[Bʀɪᴀɴɪᴀᴄ® @BGH70]

What's it called when you're tired of being tired and full of existential dread? Oh, yeah… adulthood.

[Aimee Helene @AimeeHelene1]

I might be an asshole, but at least I'm a loveable asshole.

[Cheeky Poetic Bitch @deedragonhunter]

If smart phones were truly smart,
they would auto block morons.

[Cheeky Poetic Bitch @deedragonhunter]

Dear God I need smarter followers.
God: Me too.

[KMA @OnceJayde]

Fuck off concentrate
in eye roll formula

[KMA @OnceJayde]

If vodka doesn't fix all of your problems...

You just didn't use enough vodka

[KMA @OnceJayde]

It's not about the fall but how elegantly we stand back up

[KMA @OnceJayde]

Help Envy's Family!
We can make this fight stay focused on kicking cancers ass TF out!

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Give as much as you can!

Share / retweet / repost and blog this to the WORLD for them!

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[KMA @OnceJayde]

The most dangerous drugs have a heartbeat...

[KMA @OnceJayde]

Me: Do fish drown ?

Siri : locating nearest rehab centers for you

[KMA @OnceJayde]

Confused as a
Homeless Man
On House Arrest

[A Shot of Steve™ ⚡️ @SteveKoehler22]

Our birth and death are like the
front and back covers of a book.

We fill in the chapters one by one
as we write the story of our lives.

[whereami18 @whereami18]

My list of things I should have said is always longer than my list of things I shouldn't have said

[Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP]

What age is it when you see your children growing up but you stay the same age?

I’m that.

[sam.i.am @samiam604]

What doesn't kill you fucks you deep within your soul.

Fuck me harder, baby.

[Jade Munkii @MunkMania]

I need more horizontal in my life.

[Her Tall Boots @fuzzlime]

I'll believe in canada when i see it, ty very much