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@SonGokuufromdb

[nugget @nuggetlove456]

Stummy sounding like this

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@sakebu_cheese_ Your cursive is better than mine and I'm American and was taught it in school as a child.

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@ebarbarian8

[Will Washington @WillWashington]

You just had to be there in March of 2006 when Rockstar teased the announcement of their first next gen title and the gaming public lost their shit when it wasn’t a new GTA or Max Payne or Red Dead or Manhunt or Bully or Midnight Club but a completely serious table tennis game.

[tex @texmeplease]

going to the doctor

[ًً @stoyatel]

just saw an absolute fucking chad on my timeline

[blaxo @nbablaxo]

AI is stealing our jobs

[Presinald Trunt @PrezTrunt]

My debris!!!!!!

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@King_C_Ruel

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@ilikeicetea7 @NebsGoodTakes The length of time that section takes up gets longer with each person talking about it. It was like 1 page and he was depressed as FUCK about it because being that guy is depressing

[15 @15thkd]

This is like the 100th bee I’ve done this for they defo know me by now

[ju☆ ⋆𖦹⋆ˎˊ˗ @movumiee]

this is killing me so bad

[ally 𝜗𝜚 ࣪˖ ִ𐙚 @ladybirdmp4]

michael jackson in billie jean

[Space Koala @SpaceKoala]

>Boomer buys property for cheap
>Dumps sewage into hole rather than get a septic tank or sewer hookup
>Fights a NIMBY battle, loses
>Sells property for 10x what he paid
>Wrecks millions of dollars of damage before his death

No wonder people idolize him, he was peak boomer.

[nicky @THECRIMESAGA]

when you're LOWKEY thirsty so you drink some water

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@hunter_hhhh Matt Damon as Odysseus

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@nealjclark1 @Garryiham Type of guy to say culture is dead because they don't see enough phones in movies but also doesn't watch movies to even have this criticism in the first place

[Ash @newashcamp]

Went to take a picture of this cause I thought it was just steps up to a brick wall but it is actually something stranger than that