OnlyFund ( top 0.01% on Bloomberg IB)

Mercenary at your local Multistrat hedge fund. HF recruiters' wet dream...

“Vega hurts, gamma kills” - Lehman's floor (circa 2003)

[OnlyFund ( top 0.01% on Bloomberg IB) @OneHotCode1]

Pinning that to my profile...

[OnlyFund ( top 0.01% on Bloomberg IB) @OneHotCode1]

@discoverytrader someone should tell AI chatbots that there is never a CPI on fridays... get your events right ffs

[OnlyFund ( top 0.01% on Bloomberg IB) @OneHotCode1]

@hyper12p 2001

[OnlyFund ( top 0.01% on Bloomberg IB) @OneHotCode1]

Can't wait for the 2nd season of Inventing Anna

[Netflix @netflix]

All in. Every time. Julia Garner and Anthony Boyle star as Caroline Ellison and Sam Bankman-Fried in this limited series about the love scorned prodigies behind the FTX scandal.

The Altruists premieres November 19.

[OnlyFund ( top 0.01% on Bloomberg IB) @OneHotCode1]

@PalmyrPar No he didn't risk billions of £

[OnlyFund ( top 0.01% on Bloomberg IB) @OneHotCode1]

@kitvolta Compliance AI scanners now flag almost every as sxting

[OnlyFund ( top 0.01% on Bloomberg IB) @OneHotCode1]

@PtrPomorski i see you're into science fiction

[OnlyFund ( top 0.01% on Bloomberg IB) @OneHotCode1]

@fc122112 @leviathan_rots @IslingtonChap AI should know better...

[OnlyFund ( top 0.01% on Bloomberg IB) @OneHotCode1]

@RachBLondon where is the met line? it should be up on the list

[OnlyFund ( top 0.01% on Bloomberg IB) @OneHotCode1]

My strategy is live for a week, never had a down year

[OnlyFund ( top 0.01% on Bloomberg IB) @OneHotCode1]

If your hedge fund was not targeted, rethink your seat

[Kalshi Finance @Kalshi_Finance]

BREAKING: Hackers used AI-cloned voices of Wall Street executives to infiltrate some of the world’s largest hedge funds

[OnlyFund ( top 0.01% on Bloomberg IB) @OneHotCode1]

When banks post meaningless heatmaps just for the sake of posting on IB

[OnlyFund ( top 0.01% on Bloomberg IB) @OneHotCode1]

@unusual_whales hard to believe that ex hedge fund PM would need to put the ISO code in brackets just in case he forgets what's japanese yen code is

[OnlyFund ( top 0.01% on Bloomberg IB) @OneHotCode1]

@YouFindme2 not sure who called for rate hikes because every sell-side bank that i talked to said their base case is unchanged rate, yet the market got completely spooked on Wednesday into the rate decision

[OnlyFund ( top 0.01% on Bloomberg IB) @OneHotCode1]

We live in some crazy time where Citadel, supposedly, spooks the market with rate hike fears days before the meeting just to rug-pull a hedge fund, and cause hundreds of thousands of Koreans to go bankrupt in the process

[OnlyFund ( top 0.01% on Bloomberg IB) @OneHotCode1]

@DonutShorts I also got a bunch of FX crosses I would like the Fed to rate check please

[OnlyFund ( top 0.01% on Bloomberg IB) @OneHotCode1]

@winston412412 possible but the chain of event that led to them buying Situational Awareness portfolio at basement barging price is remarkable

[OnlyFund ( top 0.01% on Bloomberg IB) @OneHotCode1]

@weaponizedFOMO Clearly he's not to blame for their reckless investment strategies, but one cannot ignore the fact that's becoming increasingly easy to manipulate the broad market (or borderline manipulate well within the grayzone)

[OnlyFund ( top 0.01% on Bloomberg IB) @OneHotCode1]

POV: Ken Griffin enters Citadel trading floor on friday

[Carl Cox @Carl_Cox]

Stepping into the weekend like…Fabrik Madrid today & UNVRS Ibiza tomorrow.
Let’s have it.

[OnlyFund ( top 0.01% on Bloomberg IB) @OneHotCode1]

@humus2109 didn't claim it's illegal, but the chain of events is just mindboggling

[OnlyFund ( top 0.01% on Bloomberg IB) @OneHotCode1]

@tengyanAI when you go degan and buy 3x leverage ETF on margin on a single stock that's highly volatile i doubt you'll have the bandwidth to wait 6 months