Gunnery Sgt. Hartman

The way I see it ladies..... You owe me one jelly donut!
Semper Fi

[Gunnery Sgt. Hartman @OneJellyDonut]

@marissamacabre OUTSTANDING!

[Gunnery Sgt. Hartman @OneJellyDonut]

You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!

[Gunnery Sgt. Hartman @OneJellyDonut]

God has a hard-on for Marines because we kill everything we see! To show our appreciation, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls!

[Gunnery Sgt. Hartman @OneJellyDonut]

@luis2dicks OUTSTANDING When the male nurses are circle jerking on your head in the old folk home tell them U were once tweeted by an actor

[Gunnery Sgt. Hartman @OneJellyDonut]

@Liam_S_Ward You 2 snot rags should rise n shine with your morning wood & give thanks to the Virgin Mary 4 such a fine English teacher

[Gunnery Sgt. Hartman @OneJellyDonut]

@kirstyburns3 Abso-fuckin-lutly sweetheart! I'm gonna call you Pvt Pumps

[Suzie H @SuzieHxoxo]

I'm about to pull a full metal jacket and beat someone with fucking soap!!!

[Gunnery Sgt. Hartman @OneJellyDonut]

@luis2dicks You're about to cry? Dirty maggot! Let me give you my shit stained skivvies for a hankey. I'm gonna call you Pvt Crybaby

[Gunnery Sgt. Hartman @OneJellyDonut]

@elcrofto Well you're just stuffed full of useless information. Sounds like you're a real reacharound virtuoso. I'm gonna call u Pvt Jackoff

[Dave Croft @elcrofto]

@LASTEXITshirts Filming Full Metal Jacket R Lee Ermey improvised lines and had to explain to Kubrick what a reacharound was #FilmFactFriday

[Gunnery Sgt. Hartman @OneJellyDonut]

@Alfredo_Colitto @Tim_Dawn YOU two ass jacks wouldn't know a good insult if it squatted on your chest and left you a Boston steamer

[Gunnery Sgt. Hartman @OneJellyDonut]

@aclockworklulu You're G damn right YOU better imagine what paw paw had to go through to fight for your liberty YOU Honey Roo-Roo powderpuff

[Lothens Gaming @LothensTV]

@OneJellyDonut It looks like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's ass and wound up as a brown stain on the mattress!

[Gunnery Sgt. Hartman @OneJellyDonut]

@prohnjitchard It's nice to see a tweet from someone who doesn't have their head up their turd cutter. I'm going to call you Pvt Ebert

[Gunnery Sgt. Hartman @OneJellyDonut]

@Ashlee_boo OUTSTANDING.... There's nothing better than a good ol' fashion soap party to adjust some assholes!

[Gunnery Sgt. Hartman @OneJellyDonut]

@BlondeEbonics1 Jesus H Christ.... You wasted 40 min of your miserable life watching fucking movie clips? YOU make me sick!

[Gunnery Sgt. Hartman @OneJellyDonut]

Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant?

[Gunnery Sgt. Hartman @OneJellyDonut]

I don't like the name Lawrence, only faggots and sailors are called Lawrence. From now on you're Gomer Pyle... Thanks for the followback