Dave Croft

Full time office drone. Amateur Close Up Magician.

[Dave Croft @elcrofto]

@stuartprovan @greg_jenner Yeah, Eminem is a huge fan of Chas and Dave, when Chas Hodges died, they'd been working on a collaboration album, it was going to be called "Knees Up Motherfucker"

[Dave Croft @elcrofto]

@Lord_Sugar No, your lordship.
What do you call a man with a family of rabbits up his arsehole? Warren.
That's a joke 😀

[Dave Croft @elcrofto]

@askesure How can speak to someone about my renewal quote? Called up and got a message to say the sales lines are closed and to go online. Went online and got this screen on the live chat. Should they not be open at 3pm on a Tuesday according to that?

[Dave Croft @elcrofto]

@SkyHelpTeam Love the addition of Peacock to the programming - is there a reason that the first 3 eps of Monk aren't available as every other episode is on there. Also, any idea if Psych will be added in the future?

[Dave Croft @elcrofto]

Enter for a chance to win a Cort KX300 Etched guitar from Guitar World! https://t.co/3wXS9otnZy

[Dave Croft @elcrofto]

@InandOfItself Will the film be available in the UK at all?

[Dave Croft @elcrofto]

@Moose_Rocks Not been on for a while so 2 days late to the party but this is worth the wait. 2 words - Curry Lasagne.
You're welcome 😃

[Dave Croft @elcrofto]

@wo0 Bob The Dog says hi!

[Dave Croft @elcrofto]

@VodafoneUK been trying to call you for over a week now and constantly in a queue for over 30 mins. Surely, you need to look at your staffing levels in your contact centres. Or is it a tactic to stop people from cancelling without penalty after announcing your price increase?

[Dave Croft @elcrofto]

@greggrunberg Had only ever seen @JoeMontegna in serious roles before Baby's Day Out so wasn't aware what an amazing comic actor he is!

[Dave Croft @elcrofto]

@DerrenBrown Tablespoon??
I'm assuming that's why it doesn't state fresh on there!

[Dave Croft @elcrofto]

@bt_uk Yeah, that would be good, what do you need from me?

[Dave Croft @elcrofto]

@bt_uk why is my contract end date not available to see on my account on your website? It's almost as if you want people to have to guess and possibly pay ETCs or have to pay full price for at least a month. Very underhand practice.

[Dave Croft @elcrofto]

@rickygervais Absolutely!

[Dave Croft @elcrofto]

@tobytarrant She's definitely one to keep an eye on for the future. Already level with Gerrard for Premier League Winners medals 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Dave Croft @elcrofto]

@dannywallace the shuffled deck of cards fact is actually statistically correct. This link has an explanation of the number of possibilities. The number is so big it's hard to get your head around it! https://t.co/IueJYm4X3w

[Dave Croft @elcrofto]

@simeonamir @lemonadead @JArmadaMusic It's not the map that's backwards!

[Dave Croft @elcrofto]

@Alex78De @ShabzRehman Yeah that was the Freeview build up. That's gone now

[Dave Croft @elcrofto]

@bt_uk It appears you won't! Spoke to someone 40mins ago who assured me the programme would be on within half an hour. This is absolutely ridiculous. 14 hours since I ordered it and I'm looking at a screen saying "Order now to view this programme"

[Dave Croft @elcrofto]

@bt_uk Can you sort it out or am I wasting my time? I've been told twice that it will be done and it hasn't and I've had one adviser disconnect on me. It wasn't an error.