The Sharkey

Mostly rt the stuff that I like, lover of data, insights and unusual stuff. I rant at companies with bad service! and goes without saying..my views are my own.

[The Sharkey @OneRedOdd]

@bechillcomedian I own more than a dozen of those gas/electric meter box keys... But can never find one when I need to read the meter.

[Chris Tregenza @tregenza]

I'm a 3rd year fine art student and my final show has been censored by @NottmCollege.

Not because of nudity, offensive language, hate-speech or anything similar.

But because it contained criticism of the College.

1/17

[The Sharkey @OneRedOdd]

I know this is a joke.....er...I think I know this is a joke?

[Smoke-away @SmokeAwayyy]

OpenAI is hiring a Killswitch Engineer for GPT-5.

Apply now.

[The Sharkey @OneRedOdd]

@timhortonsuk breakfast on Saturday is just so much better at Tim's.

[The Sharkey @OneRedOdd]

@paulbristow79 To be fair I'd be seeking asylum if I was in Peterborough. I was there for less than 20 mins before some local with either a drug or education problem threatened my life for my wallet. (I'm not sure which as when I handed him a receipt he looked at it and ran off like it was £50)

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

[ creating bats ]

god: well we already made birds

angel:

god:

angel: what if they were goth

god: omg what IF they were goth tho

[Feargal Sharkey @Feargal_Sharkey]

They've already ran off with £72bn of our money, left our rivers full of sewage and abstracted local chalk streams to a point of extinction and to top it all off you're about to face the biggest increase in water bills in 20 years.

And gov approved it.

https://t.co/j6Er7fOUP3

[The Sharkey @OneRedOdd]

@Jacob_Rees_Mogg Yes, yes we will notice, there will be hundreds of private companies working on public sector projects that require input from those on strike...so yes...we will notice.

[The Sharkey @OneRedOdd]

Ate!!! Unable to spellcheck due to lack of double maple bacon cheese burgers!!!! #timbitsarentburgers #timhortons

[The Sharkey @OneRedOdd]

@timhortonsuk WTAF no burgers at your Nuneaton Branch right now. Who are them all?!?!

[The Sharkey @OneRedOdd]

@timhortonsuk WTAF no burgers at your Nuneaton Branch right now. Who are them all?!?!

[The Sharkey @OneRedOdd]

@Conservatives How many of your PR people thought that this would be some light hearted fun at the end of the year and not at all an opportunity for everyone to make one themselves that they feel to be more accurate?!?!

[The Sharkey @OneRedOdd]

Thanks @dungeonsanddads for being my top podcast on @Spotify this year. I loved all 4,080 minutes of it. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/Fb0PTBJEnS

[The Sharkey @OneRedOdd]

@timhortonsuk I know it's almost ready, but when are you opening Nuneaton branch?! And why is it showing all the way over in Norfolk on the map on your website?

[The Sharkey @OneRedOdd]

@elonmusk What if you charged people more for having a parody account than a real account? And is that impersonation of anyone or just verified accounts?

[The Sharkey @OneRedOdd]

@elonmusk If I Parody a "parody" account...does that make me legit? Or do I have to create some sort of "Parody Inception Loop"

[The Sharkey @OneRedOdd]

@Marcus4Nuneaton Now "you've" done all this.....how about announcing who you are going to be backing as next unelected PM, or are you going to do what your constituents seem to want and join in the call for a General Election?

[The Sharkey @OneRedOdd]

@trussliz just seen your resignation on the news, it was all a bit weird, why did you get @Jeremy_Hunt to do it for you?

[The Sharkey @OneRedOdd]

Ok, serious question (for a change) if a load of people started tweeting about how "Liz Truss just announced her resignation and it was all a bit weird" how long (how many tweets) before she had to confirm or deny irl ??

[The Sharkey @OneRedOdd]

Went to Ilkeston at the weekend...the view from the car park was a pleasant surprise.

[The Sharkey @OneRedOdd]

@jabba1983 @doodle_em