OneSharpDame

I love reading and writing and classic film. Life is too short to drink bad liquor or eat cheap cheese. Cancer tried to kill me. It didn't.

[Harold Itzkowitz @HaroldItz]

Cruz and Kasich are getting together. My sincerely held beliefs mean I won’t bake a cake for them. https://t.co/lTCWG7Q34B

[Chaucer Doth Tweet @LeVostreGC]

Everythinge yn thys worlde ys filled wyth a litel spark of wondir and glorye. Except comic sans.

[Lynzie @gripegal]

My life is a constant back and forth between waiting for Netflix to buffer and thinking about cheese.

[Chaucer Doth Tweet @LeVostreGC]

Springe Fashion Tippe: Fill yower soul wyth tinye sparklinge rivers of regret and promyse. Thirste for magique. Add cilantro to salad.

[Dingus @SenorDingus]

When you're not sure how you made it home last night https://t.co/TLw7JPwi2P

[Chaucer Doth Tweet @LeVostreGC]

(Ich post jokes and mirthful thinges and japeries by cause the parade of terrible eventes yn the worlde doth nevir cease.)

[Henry 3000 @Henry_3000]

Funny Twitter, Weird Twitter, Political Twitter. Where is this Middle-aged Malcontent Twitter I hear of? Pardon me Madge, I'm SOAKING in it?

[Harold Itzkowitz @HaroldItz]

The transcript of the Wash Post’s interview with Trump is a masterpiece of absurdist comedy and existential terror. https://t.co/U6CCfQDjFn

[Chaucer Doth Tweet @LeVostreGC]

Game of Thrones dvd bonus featurette hath enragid my Lord Kynge Richard II: "Thei comparid me to Joffrey. Thei. Compared. Me. To. Joffrey!"

[Chaucer Doth Tweet @LeVostreGC]

ARCANE BUZZFEEDE

Fifteene signes that an ynvisible groupe of flyinge wolves ys trackinge yower group of wanderers across the starry void.

[Floyd @dafloydsta]

[marriage counseling]

I can never do anything right

"We have a penguin living in our bathtub"

WELL HE CAN'T SLEEP IN THE TOILET, KAREN

[Dr. Sheri Chinen Biesen 📽️🎷 @SheriBiesen]

Blackout: World War II and the Origins of Film Noir
https://t.co/kKFTwK6JNc

Music in the Shadows
Noir Musical Films

[Larry Karaszewski @Karaszewski]

Indiana TV ran a pic of Joe Piscopo on the news tonight to announce the death of Frank Sinatra Jr. I shit you not.

[Wendy White @Wendy_J_White]

On #StPatricksDay so many Irish authors to try like @TanaFrench #crime Louise O'Neill #YA @paul_mc_veigh #TheGoodSon

[OneSharpDame @OneSharpDame]

I talk a lot of shit for somebody looking to buy a super hero cape.

[DONTJIMMYMEJULZ @DONTJIMMYMEJULZ]

Batman Vs Superman Vs a cinema-going public who is sick to death of fucking super hero movies.

[OneSharpDame @OneSharpDame]

@AustinFilmSnob when I first really got into old film I remember being staggered by how much recent stuff were remakes

[OneSharpDame @OneSharpDame]

@AustinFilmSnob yay! It's Van Johnson in the second role, isn't it? I can't remember the love interest.

[The Retro Set @the_retro_set]

Our March flick pics: THE THREE MUSKETEERS ('48), THE SEARCH ('48), & THE PAPER CHASE ('73) https://t.co/iveXMOWFej

[OneSharpDame @OneSharpDame]

@AustinFilmSnob you should watch the original with Spencer Tracy. So good.