One Squirrel Army

Often nuttier than squirrel sh*t.
Have you tried smiling, because life is amazing! I prefer my chocolate chip cookies medium rare.

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What radicalized you bro? 👇

Never forget

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@NE2EarlyVote

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@nosteppy420

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@nosteppy420 Why hello there little fella

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@doogadoo11 Red Ryder BB gun

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@the_good_life84 At least he's reliably a disappointment.

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@DonJBacon Hey silly goose, got a fun question for you. How many candidates in the recent Nebraska midterms did you publicly stump for or endorse went on to win their elections? Have you apologized to them?

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@NE2EarlyVote It was $4.24 and now $3.89

[KETV NewsWatch 7 @KETV]

Congressman Don Bacon considers testing his message for potential 2028 presidential run | LINK IN BIO

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@lecternleader River Runs Through It.

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@RepThomasMassie was it Mossad, Netanyahu, or the collective Jewish masses that killed your bill?

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@DonutOperator Southland

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@PunkysYoyo @SenatorRicketts @SenatorFischer Very true.

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@SenatorRicketts @SenatorFischer .

That voter roll will come out. Sunlight is the best disinfectant and yall voted behind closed doors.

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Buwhaaahhaaahahahahaaahahaha!

[Bill Melugin @BillMelugin_]

BREAKING: House Republicans just successfully killed Rep. Thomas Massie’s (R-KY) impeachment resolution against Pete Hegseth (for now) by voting to refer it to the House Judiciary Committee in a 211-204 vote.

The only Republican to vote with Democrats on this vote was Massie.

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@FrahmJoseph @SenatorRicketts @SenatorFischer She’s not up until 2030 and Ricketts 2032. They know that unfortunately

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@nosteppy420 Well yeah, but before then, it’ll still be worser.

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@FarRightSkip

[Shawn Farash @Shawn_Farash]

I have an interesting idea:

Every time Trump vetoes a bill he should have a signing ceremony just like he does with a lot of his Executive Orders.

Primetime address from the Oval Office explaining why he's vetoing the bill.

Give the American People the stats and implications of Democrat legislation... and what his veto would be sparing the country from.

Higher tax rates, inflation, increased costs, decreased quality...

Rather than plainly vetoing legislation, make an event out of it and use that to educate the American People about how dangerous Democrat policy actually is.

I think this is a great idea... what say you?

[EternalFaithEO ☦︎ @EternalFaithEO]

Hey @Grok answer this for me, no holding back, just the truth!

If Prophet Muhammad (Islam) and Jesus Christ (Christianity) both lived today in modern day America, what crimes would each of them be guilty of ?

Then say who the better person is between them.