DJ J.D.

Just one of the guys from Earth

[computer man @gloomfather]

(Taking a sip of ale and texting my childhood best friend) you were in my dream again last night…hope that you’re well… (taking another sip and texting my wife) whauts up

[DJ J.D. @OneTwoStepDad]

Don’t tell me you “love punk rock” if you don’t even know who they are

[wint @dril]

uncles screaming at dinner tables— that the reason nickelodeon put a new Rugrat in the show was to distract the public from Defending Israel

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

this album defies the laws of time and somehow came out when every single person was a sophomore in college

[DJ J.D. @OneTwoStepDad]

I thought I was tired, but my body just needed cheese pizza

[Men's Health Mag @MensHealthMag]

"Hot Girl Summer" is over. Welcome to "Small Penis Fall." https://t.co/KQJTLov3me

[CJ Fogler 🫡 @cjzero]

Nothing more satisfying than the crack of the bat in October

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

Sure, Kevin McCarthy may have humiliated himself for Trump. Yes, it took him 15 tries to become Speaker. And, of course, he had to beg the dumbest, most racist people in Congress to vote for him. But on the bright side, he ended up with absolutely nothing.

[Brooklyn @bklynb4by]

it’s HER day

[U.S. Senator John Fetterman @SenFettermanPA]

I figure if I take up vaping and grabbing the hog during a live musical, they'll make me a folk hero.

[Jared Holt @jaredlholt]

Local news station deserves a medal for the script on this segment

[DJ J.D. @OneTwoStepDad]

House of Leaves (Danielewski, 2000)

[Crazy Clips @crazyclipsonly]

Dude shows his super sketchy apartment

[DJ J.D. @OneTwoStepDad]

@Leela623 That is correct

[DJ J.D. @OneTwoStepDad]

Every year or so, a fast food restaurant comes out with a product like “The Bacon Fucker” and the ads are all like “Are You Man Enough To Let The Bacon Fuck You?” and guys everywhere run as fast as they can to buy it

[Matilda Bress @matildabress]

Playing margaritaville like taps today

[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

He created Margaritaville is what he did. He coined the phrases “5 o’clock somewhere” and “cheeseburger in paradise” single-handed. He was a brave American singer-songwriter who pioneered the island escapism lifestyle. And in this house, Jimmy Buffett is a hero, end of story.

[DJ J.D. @OneTwoStepDad]

@thevindeyards I’m laughing