ayaan

UMich student. He/him. 22

[ayaan @OnionGelato]

it’s so over

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BREAKING: University of Michigan coach Dusty May has agreed to become the new head coach of the Dallas Mavericks, sources tell me, @AdamSchefter, @PeteThamel. Major college-to-pro jump for the 2026 NCAA championship coach and swing for the Mavericks and Masai Ujiri.

[ayaan @OnionGelato]

@MMGMagic @inkblotPrincess @saving0grace

[ayaan @OnionGelato]

@basedball_ @inmostlight cook

[💀DeathMetalViking💀 @DeathMetalV]

Yeah, this shit is why they deserve a whole fucking month.

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

Artificial intelligences do not undergo experiences, do not possess a body, do not feel joy or pain, do not mature through relationships, and do not know from within what love, work, friendship or responsibility mean. Nor do they have a moral conscience, since they do not judge good and evil, grasp the ultimate meaning of situations, or bear responsibility for consequences. They may imitate or even simulate, but they do not understand what they produce, for they lack the affective, relational, and spiritual perspective through which human beings grow in wisdom. #MagnificaHumanitas

[ayaan @OnionGelato]

@crampton_jerry @MrDetroit_313 zero chance yaxel is available at 21

[ayaan @OnionGelato]

@scumbag_unit It’s just the Tik tok version of engagement bait, better off not taking it seriously

[ayaan @OnionGelato]

@ntrmnrs @Alexand51765203 @CasperOnChain 20% of the world knowing you does make you famous ngl

[ayaan @OnionGelato]

@sharpshotBRob @LinkofSunshine That’s why we pirate them

[ayaan @OnionGelato]

@coachnatebdraft @JoestarJokic Hard to say honestly, I think there’s like four guys that are definitively of that caliber and another five who maybe could be but haven’t

[ayaan @OnionGelato]

@coachnatebdraft @JoestarJokic be the first option on a championship team

[ayaan @OnionGelato]

@Benhaskell7 @_nicock_ @ChasCogan74605 @ThisAintJosiah Definitely

[ayaan @OnionGelato]

@Benhaskell7 @_nicock_ @ChasCogan74605 @ThisAintJosiah at a certain point it almost becomes a hinderance, too hard to have any agility/fluidity at that size

[ayaan @OnionGelato]

@Rajinifan21 @TheTyJager @SoftlyAugust Definitely, part of that is it’s also fairly rare for this high of a draft pick to be on a team this good their rookie year

[ayaan @OnionGelato]

@oddtreebanjo she speaks for all of us

[Unprofessional Sports Bettor @ItsHoodhalle]

Only thing Detroit got is buffs & the pistons 😂 I’d hate on Cleveland too

[zea 🏳️‍⚧️ @zeeterialism]

cade you gotta bring us one chip before they get me man

[ayaan @OnionGelato]

@saving0grace

[ayaan @OnionGelato]

@Harbordan @sbell021 nah that’s okay

[ayaan @OnionGelato]

@CaptainCurts @mac884491 @sbell021 Living off one win from 5 years ago lol