Oolon Colluphid

sofa cyclist & runner

[Into Film @intofilm_edu]

Thinking Green - Made by 18 young people from Burnham Market Primary School - Norfolk, England 🎬

Like and Repost to vote Thinking Green as your winner of the #IntoFilmAwards Audience Choice 2024🏆

https://t.co/SqHpTOuzFJ

[Oolon Colluphid @Oollon]

@DrDublin1 @GBNEWS Shes turned so many times she might as well be a fucking spirograph

[Stuart Beveridge @StuartBeveridge]

It's getting ridiculous now.

[Gareth Wild @GarethWild]

As Charles will be Charles III, can we start a campaign for the Royal Mail to be renamed C3PO?

[Oolon Colluphid @Oollon]

@Ottojizzmark The Necrinomicon?

[Oolon Colluphid @Oollon]

Long time since I've used @twitter why is my feed now filled with 'topics' and can I switch the friggin' things off? I'd like to choose who to follow without some algorithm filling my feed thanks.

[Oolon Colluphid @Oollon]

@Ottojizzmark @DrDublin1 Necronomicon?

[Oolon Colluphid @Oollon]

Brilliant!

[Simon Warren @100Climbs]

Image of the Tour.

[Oolon Colluphid @Oollon]

Sitting in Starbucks Kings Lynn watching the world go by listening to Psycho Killer, seems the perfect track

[Oolon Colluphid @Oollon]

Fuck it, let's give this Twitter malarky another go

[Oolon Colluphid @Oollon]

@DPDgroup_news so now you've sent me a link to ways of contracting you, all of which I've already done and they have achieved nothing!

[Oolon Colluphid @Oollon]

So fed up with @DPDgroup_news service that I've logged back onto Twitter! delivery should have been made last Tuesday, have been promised delivery, call backs from manager etc but nothing, I just want my parcel! have DM'd will see what happens! #DPD

[Oolon Colluphid @Oollon]

@DPDgroup_news @DPDgroup_news it wasn't a problem with a 'Delivery Driver' as you haven't even attempted delivery yet! you keep putting it on hold at your depot. I've replied to your DM but heard nothing more.

[Oolon Colluphid @Oollon]

Finally a good use for the Tories on TV...

[Death Star PR @DeathStarPR]

Extremely pleased to announce that we have completely eradicated Covid-19 on Alderaan.

[Oolon Colluphid @Oollon]

@Uninterred Having said that when Lily broke the TV with a coat hanger (yes, really!) the insurance co offered us a 56in replacement for our 42in TV so breaking TV's isn't always bad!

[Oolon Colluphid @Oollon]

@BrennanML Adrian Edmondson as the village vicar

[Oolon Colluphid @Oollon]

@Uninterred Lily still eats like crazy when she comes home from school & she's 8 now