Jacob Taylor

I'll spill drinks on the Citadel if we make it out alive.

[Jacob Taylor @OperativeTaylor]

@puppetlover24 Hello, puppet lover.

[Jacob Taylor @OperativeTaylor]

The last time a rich white guy wanted to change the world it ended up with London being blast to bits #debates

[Jacob Taylor @OperativeTaylor]

Loyalty? Check out this loyalty. http://t.co/JoITK2Xv

[Jacob Taylor @OperativeTaylor]

I hope everyone knows by know what the Leviathan is.

[Jacob Taylor @OperativeTaylor]

They really shouldn't be surprised when they kick me out of clubs. It's not like it's a new thing.

[Jacob Taylor @OperativeTaylor]

Somehow drinking with @OperativeLawson makes me order martinis. Probably the accent.

[Jacob Taylor @OperativeTaylor]

When me and Shep go to the bar, it's black and tans. Since I'm black and he's tan.

[Jacob Taylor @OperativeTaylor]

The parade of nations. Also known as, "I would sleep with you, you, you, you…."

[Jacob Taylor @OperativeTaylor]

@EllenShepard oh come now.

[Jacob Taylor @OperativeTaylor]

So try to guess what happens when the Dark Knight Rises.

[Jacob Taylor @OperativeTaylor]

You know, they used to call me the Dark Knight too.

[Jacob Taylor @OperativeTaylor]

Wait, that's not right...

[Jacob Taylor @OperativeTaylor]

Good morning Crusty Crew!

[Jacob Taylor @OperativeTaylor]

I've been stuck in a 4 day bender and I wake up to people screaming at each other. What. Is. Going. On.

[Jacob Taylor @OperativeTaylor]

@N7WillShep AND THAT'S ALL I EVER HEAR!

[Jacob Taylor @OperativeTaylor]

Why does the faucet drip vodka? WHAT IS GOING ON?

[Jacob Taylor @OperativeTaylor]

To whoever is spiking the orange juice with vodka, thank you.

[Jacob Taylor @OperativeTaylor]

@OperativeLawson That was a weird night.

[Jacob Taylor @OperativeTaylor]

@Shepard_Effect Kony 2012?

[Jacob Taylor @OperativeTaylor]

@OperativeLawson Some thing are better left to the imagination.