OpusBlobFish

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Job Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in the next five years?

Me: I'd say my biggest weakness is listening.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Hotels be like, “It’s $145 a night and you’re staying two nights, so that brings your total to $850.”

[☔ @Whotfismick]

hear me out on this one

[Forrest Cardamenis @FCardamenis]

Baby has gotten good at identifying “dada” but still struggling with surrealism, cubism, even baroque.

[Val @VK_HM]

Well, he has tenure

[Simon Kuestenmacher @simongerman600]

It's hard to oversell this map - make sure to bookmark it and share it with your friends. Fantastic research that must have been soooo labour intensive: How has the population of evert single small geographic region across Europe changed from 1961 to 2024? You will want to study this map in detail. Source (keep scrolling for a while): https://t.co/2akdcsaBpm

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

I liked the world better when the news came on for 30 minutes and then we did other shit for 23 1/2 hours. Now it follows you around all day like a hobo begging for change.

[England Cricket @englandcricket]

Everyone at the England & Wales Cricket Board is deeply saddened to hear of the passing of Robin Smith.

An England and Hampshire legend.

Rest in peace, Judge ❤

[OpusBlobFish @OpusBlobfish]

@GramophoneMag Is it no longer possible to subscribe from the iPad App? There doesn’t appear to be an option to do this

[OpusBlobFish @OpusBlobfish]

@idagio_official What has happened to the MacOS application since the last update (1.9.10)? Doesn't work on either of my machines (Sonoma 14.0), and have tried re-installing to no effect

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Fox News talking about BLM protesters but make the footage January 6th

[Laura Lexx - Touring NOW! @lauralexx]

When you catch a disease, the first thing to do is, no matter how ill you are, rearrange the letters of the disease to see if it spells anything

[Charlotte's Battle Against Glioblastoma (BAG) @alexeades1]

One retweet In memory of my 19 year old daughter Charlotte would let me know someone has read this. Thank you

[Tammy Duckworth @SenDuckworth]

Retweet if you believe Election Day should be a federal holiday.

[David Henig 🇺🇦 @DavidHenigUK]

The primary issue for the UK government this morning should be their competence. They imposed the largest single one day rise in trade barriers in modern history, and did not plan effectively, possibly not at all, for it.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

DeSantis Locks Down Florida After Spread Of Covid Vaccination Gets Out Of Hand https://t.co/oT9gfi3L3X

[OpusBlobFish @OpusBlobfish]

@waitbutwhy 25%

[Oliver Darcy @oliverdarcy]

After receiving legal letter, conservative outlet American Thinker has issued an incredible statement admitting it published "completely false" info on Dominion that had "no basis in fact." It apologizes to readers for "abandoning" journalistic principles. https://t.co/DVFf2eWBSD

[Really American 🇺🇸 @ReallyAmerican1]

Retweet if the only thing you’ll accept from Josh Hawley is his resignation.