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Putting the Sour back into Open Source!

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Nah, we took care of that years ago. RT @jeffjarvis: We are #fouryearscloser to the death of the Sun.

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Dude, we’re STILL paying for the Sun thing. RT @macdrifter: Seriously Oracle, I took one class years ago. Give the spam email a rest already

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We just KNEW we should have excluded all jurors with rooted phones.

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HA! RT @bcantrill Not surprisingly .. misspelling of "DTrace" was not .. isolated incident; Oracle's "port" is a joke: http://t.co/SBRJsu6a

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Devops oxymoron #16: Oracle OpenWorld.

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Hopefully this will keep attention away from that other thing we did ... http://t.co/EPeapaYY

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Well, some folks call it Illumos #OhSNAP ... RT @philiph @benr I think the dm I just got from you was malware?

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Oh come on, we were asking for less money than the RIAA gets from grannies sharing Wham! songs ... http://t.co/8PWd6DL

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We're just pissed that they tried to appease us with TouchPads .... http://t.co/sMmKwJ5

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Quite frankly, we agree. RT @aderixon Java 7 is out. There's something I'm pleased not to have to give a shit about. ShitNotFoundException

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We didn't DELETE it, we UNREMEMBERED it .... http://t.co/B6muKu1

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We hadn't gotten around to reading "In The Plex", and figured this would be the next best thing. http://t.co/drvCluD

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See, we're not the only ones who have to randomly increase subscription fees. @Netflix, don't worry, they'll still pay. #OracleCares

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Okay then, we will hold the mobile world ransom for ... One ... Hundred ... BEEEELION DOLLARS! http://t.co/zmn3i0s

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We think the logo would look beter in red ... http://t.co/w6kkRgR ... we're willing to wait. #wayin #oraclecares

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Apparently everyone had already switched to Google Docs ... http://www.zdnet.com/blog/open-source/oracle-gives-openoffice-to-apache/9035

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Hey, Burson-Marsteller .... ixnay noay hetay ndroidaay mearsay eway equestedray

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A big fat check would streamline the process even more! http://www.itworld.com/software/160867/oracle-google-move-streamline-java-lawsuit

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After much careful thought and deliberation, we've decided to open up the source code for Solaris! ... April Fools! We crack ourselves up!

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Wouldn't it be a real gas if we sold sun.com to Microsoft!