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THE MIST by Flanagan
We know since several months that Mike Flanagan is working on a new film adaptation of Stephen King’s novella *The Mist*, but he recently decided to open up about the project and his vision for it—especially given that there is already a very powerful film version directed by Frank Darabont!
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Poster by @creepyduckart
Lo más amable que hace la literatura es recordarte que tus pequeños sentimientos peculiares siempre han existido. Alguien, en algún siglo, se sintió igualmente confundido por el amor, aburrido por la sociedad, cansado de actuar y hambriento de significado.
LEON S. KENNEDY — BODY ARMOR Version
#Re9#Requiem#licker
⚠️Fakeguns⚠️
There’s more to come with this version of Leon. Little by little, with every mission, I’ll make the costume look more worn and battle-tested.
🎵Soundtrack:Paul Haslinger Laser Corridor Revisited
See you soon
A giant leap to Mars! 🚀
NASA recently completed testing of a lithium-fed electromagnetic thruster, reaching 5x more power than today's electric propulsion systems. Paired with a nuclear power source, this tech could slash travel time to Mars!
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My ex cheated on me. I was devastated.
Friend: You should send her something petty.
Me: Like what?
Friend: Flowers. But make it WEIRD.
I found a florist in Nakameguro.
Florist: What's the occasion?
Me: Revenge.
Florist: eyes light up, Tell me everything.
I explained the situation.
Florist: I have the PERFECT arrangement.
He made a bouquet of:
- Dead roses
- Wilted lilies
- A single cactus
- Card that said: "Hope your new relationship goes as well as these flowers"
Me: This is beautiful.
Florist: I've been WAITING for a customer like you.
Week later: He texted me.
Florist: "Did she get them?"
Me: "Yes. She's furious."
Florist: "Excellent. Tell your friends."
Month 2: I recommended him to a coworker going through a breakup.
Coworker: He made me a bouquet of ONIONS.
Me: Why onions?
Coworker: "To make your ex cry as much as they made you cry."
Coworker: It was GENIUS.
Month 4: The florist had a WAITLIST.
All revenge flowers.
His shop window sign: "Flowers for Every Occasion - ESPECIALLY Bad Ones"
Month 6: He went VIRAL on Japanese Twitter.
A celebrity ordered revenge flowers for her ex.
Posted a photo.
The florist got 500 orders in a week.
News article: "Tokyo Florist Specializes in 'Spite Bouquets'"
Month 8: He opened a SECOND LOCATION.
Hired staff specifically trained in "emotional damage floral design."
Me: You've created an empire.
Florist: I'm just helping people express their feelings.
Me: With dead plants.
Florist: With THERAPEUTIC dead plants.
Month 10: Someone ordered revenge flowers for ME.
Delivery guy: Package for you.
Inside: Beautiful fresh flowers. Card: "For inspiring the pettiest business in Tokyo. Thank you. - The Florist"
Me: crying
Month 12: His shop expanded to "revenge gifts."
- Chocolate that says "Sweet like the lies you told"
- Teddy bears with VERY passive aggressive messages
- Cakes that spell out "I'm over you (but also fuck you)"
Revenue: ¥15 million/month.
Present day:
The florist is opening locations in Osaka and Kyoto.
He offered me a partnership.
Florist: 10% equity. You were the first revenge customer.
Me: I just ordered flowers!
Florist: You INSPIRED me. This is your legacy.
I took the deal.
I now own 10% of Japan's largest spite-based floral company.
My ex sent me a message last week: "I can't believe you started this."
Me: I didn't start it. I just ordered flowers.
Her: You've created a MONSTER.
Me: *looking at quarterly profits* A very profitable monster.
Revenge is a dish best served with wilted roses apparently.
🇫🇷 À Strasbourg, 25 patients ont participé à l’essai d’un nouveau traitement contre une forme sévère de sclérose en plaques. Parmi eux, Hélène, qui avait dû utiliser un fauteuil roulant à cause de la maladie, dit s’être sentie revivre « comme un phénix ». Elle revient même d’un séjour aux États-Unis, où elle a pu faire des randonnées. Le traitement pourrait être accessible au public dès l’année prochaine.🤞 (France Bleu)
📸 Image d'illustration
Il fait 34 dehors. Je fais une salade de pommes de terre, comcombre, tomates, carottes, fromages.
Réaction du fils : j'aime paaaas, c'est froid. Réchauffe la !
#faitesdesgosses
Photo finish! 🏁📸
On June 14, Perseverance completed a Martian “marathon” by surpassing 26.2 miles (42.195 kilometers) of travel. The day before, NASA’s Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter snapped this view of the rover and its tracks from space.
It will be at least 40 years before our loved and lovely America recovers from the wounds this selfish, stupid, and ego-driven man has inflicted. That it will recover seems certain to me, but it will leave scars.
🇫🇷 Pendant la canicule, un Intermarché de Mirecourt, dans les Vosges, autorise les chiens à accompagner leurs maîtres en magasin pour éviter qu’ils restent dans les voitures. Les animaux sont placés dans des chariots dédiés, séparés et nettoyés après chaque passage afin de respecter les règles sanitaires. 👏 (Vosges Matin)
📸 Mon Inter Mirecourt