Orthodox Cardinal

I enjoy enforcing a strict moral code upon the woodland.

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@MatCro @GreatDismal you should see what @ComboverEagle has to say...

[Orthodox Cardinal @OrthdoxCardinal]

@kasthomas Hi Kas, flattered for the follow! Might you Retweet please? http://t.co/G93OZ5q1LO

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Great metaphor for the heathen bird, smashing his beak against the will of The Lord! https://t.co/Wjl7rLOIBx #Rockpecker

[Extinct For A Reason @failimals]

Scientists resurrect Non-Landing Frog http://t.co/dd9Y7LUlnT Kermit goes ker-splat #kermitthefrog

[Extinct For A Reason @failimals]

Bi-Polar Bear Speaks after 70,000 Years https://t.co/3Mh4M7aaKp Fascinating!

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So he drove the kestrels from the garden, and he placed outside a flaming chickenhawk, which verily did squawketh.

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If a finch pecks you on the right wing, turn the left wing also. If a kestrel squawks for thy plumage, hand over thy tailfeathers as well.

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In My Father's dogwood there are many branches; I go there to feather a nest for thee.

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It is easier for an otter to pass through a hummingbird's cloaca than for a rich quail to get into Heaven.

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By gathering twigs a nest site is built; by sharing it is it feathered.

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But of the shrub in the midst of the garden, the Bird said, Ye shall not eat of it, neither shall ye peck, lest ye be pecked yourself.

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For the Bird so loved the woodlot that he gave his only begotten Egg, that whoever believes in him shall have mealworms everlasting.

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Better to graze on crabgrass watered by love, than gorge on millipedes hatched in turpitude.

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Precious eggs and hackberries are in a wise bird's nest; but a foolish bird devoureth both.

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Train a fledgling in the way he should fly; even when he is old he will not migrate from it.

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And The Bird gave them dominion over the boll weevils, and the blackberries in the hedges, and every wormy thing that worms upon the earth.

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Looks like the turkey holocost is over. The Bird certainly works in mysterious ways.

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Happy Thanksgiving! Praying for the souls of all those atheist turkeys out there.

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Anyone know anything that goes with cranberries? Just discovered a great bog in my hood.

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Heard a lot of confessions from some very flustered turkeys this weekend. Am I missing something?