OtterTeam1

Just a constant train wreck of failure. Founding member of OtterTeam1. $OtterTeam1

[OtterTeam1 @OtterTeam1]

“Why would you need $350,000 for a lawn and lanscape company?” Well a new reliable truck is about $55k, 2 mowers are about $40k and a trailer is about $5k. And then a property for the business you’re looking at about $250,000 around here. So yeah.

[OtterTeam1 @OtterTeam1]

I’m out here getting denied for a line of credit for my new lawn & landscape business . I’m getting denied for like $35k when in reality I need like $350k. And it just makes it more depressing to get online and see headlines about @mackenziescott giving away billions. Life sucks.

[OtterTeam1 @OtterTeam1]

Hey @hoosierlottery settle a debate for me. What’s you’re top 3 highest Cash5 jackpots?

[OtterTeam1 @OtterTeam1]

@heynicolynn I remember snappin pics on a disposable camera (cameras were banned at the venue btw) at my first concert. Got tons of blurry ass picks of @KidRock and the stage dancers back in 2002. Lol

[OtterTeam1 @OtterTeam1]

@AngryCops @HelloFresh Use code: AngryBottom at checkout.

[OtterTeam1 @OtterTeam1]

Yeah I used to like @jimmyjohns but if you’re not capable of delivering to somewhere 3.3 miles away. Fuck ya, if I gotta go awol from work to go pick something up I’ll just go to @Wendys

[OtterTeam1 @OtterTeam1]

I used to be able to write the most beautiful and/or some of the funniest poetry. But after all the concussions in my life and especially this last one, that ability is gone. 😔

[OtterTeam1 @OtterTeam1]

@bobandtom @ThatJoshArnold @chickmcgee1 *In the most condescending Tom voice* Actually, Opossums can get rabies, BUT cases are extremely rare due to their low body temperature and strong immune system. 😏🫡

[Brandon Herrera @TheAKGuy]

Thank you President Trump! 🇺🇸

[OtterTeam1 @OtterTeam1]

@BaconOverlord @HustleBitch_ This is true. Used to get half or more of the gas station display cause of foods after 8pm for maybe 1/10 the cost. I’ve gotten $127 worth of food for $9.99. And my scale can back that up. Lol

[OtterTeam1 @OtterTeam1]

@BaconOverlord Damn. You’re getting old buddy. Lol

[Brandon Herrera @TheAKGuy]

I appreciate Tony Gonzales for making the appropriate decision.

I look forward to being the voice of TX23 that our district deserves. From the border, to oil theft, water rights, data centers, and many other issues.

It’s an honor to be chosen and together we will make Texas proud.

[Donut Operator 🍩 @DonutOperator]

Also I wanna point out the investigation was opened on Tony THIS MORNING

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

🚨 BREAKING: Brandon Herrera and RINO adulterer Rep. Tony Gonzales move on to a RUNOFF election in May after neither candidate receives 50% in the TX-23 primary, per @Redistrict

Gonzales CANNOT win this race.

TEXAS 23 MUST RALLY BEHIND HERRERA!

[OtterTeam1 @OtterTeam1]

It’s 2026, the year @TheAKGuy wins a congressional election and then later in the year builds a .50 cal bullpup revolver. Its just one of those years.

[OtterTeam1 @OtterTeam1]

@SecretaryBurgum Maybe lay off any and all security that uses tax payer money for the dems.

[OtterTeam1 @OtterTeam1]

Damnit. I’m addicted to the damn Monopoly game @McDonalds. Pretty much the only reason I go there anymore, but tonight might be the last time cause neither of my large drinks had game pieces on them this time. 😡

[OtterTeam1 @OtterTeam1]

@blckriflecoffee How is there not 120+ comments sayin 6 7? Lmao

[OtterTeam1 @OtterTeam1]

Check out this GiveAway! https://t.co/3jue1IJVmX

[OtterTeam1 @OtterTeam1]

Hey @AGPamBondi, the DOJ shouldn't be infringing on Americans' right to own & utilize suppressors. Your agency has admitted they're in common use & protected by the 2A. Stop defending unconstitutional laws that violate my Second Amendment rights.