Derbs Overheards

Roller Derby Overheard. Off the track on the track. All of it.
#rollerderby #wftda #derby

[Derbs Overheards @OverDerbed]

"DADDY DOTH WISH" BEST MOUTHO EVER. What does daddy doth wish?? #talk2wftda

[Derbs Overheards @OverDerbed]

"There were just too many limbs for the referees to see her calling it off." #talk2wftda #overderbed

[Derbs Overheards @OverDerbed]

"Contrary to popular opinion, they are NOT handing out kittens in the penalty box." #rollerderby #talk2wftda

[⚡️C A K E S ⚡️ @C8K3x]

@OverDerbed My favorite line so far: "..with that tight box formation..." LAWLAWLALWALW

[Derbs Overheards @OverDerbed]

So unintentional innuendos and announcer comments/skater interview hilarity should go here..right? #talk2wftda

[Stefanie Mainey @stef_mainey]

Jamming is like using a public toilet when your busting for a wee. Letting go enough to piss, but staying in control enough not to fart.

[Derbs Overheards @OverDerbed]

*looks up from bucket* I barfed on the track, eh.
BM: Do they know that?
Team mate: Now would be the time to tell them. #rollerderby

[Derbs Overheards @OverDerbed]

"Can you grab me a foam roller?"
"yeah sure." *returns*
"This is a pool noodle."
"well its made of foam and it rolls." #rollerderby

[Derbs Overheards @OverDerbed]

"Remember girl, if Brittney Spears can get through 2007, you can get through this pack." #rollerderby #motivation

[Derbs Overheards @OverDerbed]

"If #rollerderby was the Lion King you'd be the Mufassa of training."
"Can I be Raffiki?"
"YOU'RE TOTALLY THE RAFFIKI OF TRAINING!"

[Derbs Overheards @OverDerbed]

*turns around in car after practice* "So are you gay or not?" #rollerderby #tothepoint

[Daft Spunk @citizencupcake]

B: Maybe one of your cats peed on your elbow pad?

Guess it's time to wash the gear. #rollerderby

[Derbs Overheards @OverDerbed]

Important. https://t.co/3cJUUbh3mM

[Derby Central @CentralDerby]

The next in our feature series is Bi Felicia talking about transwomen's experiences of derby. This is worth reading. https://t.co/HZc51Yvkww

[Derbs Overheards @OverDerbed]

"glad I crotch-sweated all over your leg before you leave"
"I'm going to miss your little sweaty body rubbin up against me 2 times a week"

[Derbs Overheards @OverDerbed]

Trading cards gotta be on point. #rollerderby #marketing https://t.co/QRkJwbjvkt

[Bethan Davies @bethancdavies]

just did my beauty regimen of shaving my neck for tomorrows photoshoot

[stevie thunder @tomfoolery666]

Did wencer just say 'that drawback doe'? #talk2wftda

[Derbs Overheards @OverDerbed]

Off track and on the track and everywhere all the time. #rollerderby #whereisthelie

[Derbs Overheards @OverDerbed]

"FML FML Just broke a plate!"
"In your sublet?"
"....on my skate"
"ohhhh. I was wondering why you were so concerned."
#rollerderby #arius

[Derbs Overheards @OverDerbed]

"Can someone help me?"
"What's wrong?"
"I had to pee and now my arm is stuck in my bathing suit."
@GoreGores #rollerderby

[Erin O'Mallow @polerin]

@OverDerbed "It's like fighting a baby. No matter how badass of a baby it is, it's still a baby"