JudeDumb

All of my testosterone went to the lower half of my face. The rest is dead tissue.

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@jarvis_best As a little joke he pulls the covers over Melania and lets out a McDonald's and Diet coke gasser from that delicious tush.

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@CrackAmicoRAP Thar she blows!

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Having to wear my fake Ray-Bans because my Mid-West Goop cougar threw her Nutri-Bullet at me when it wouldn't blend her Percocet smoothie.

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@amishescapee @aidannonx Hopefully she is wearing sunscreen. Sun damage is one of the largest determinants related to skin aging.

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@nypost If the work is stellar, of course you are going to sample it. No different from a wine tasting.

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@WesternLensman @elonmusk She is humorless, unpleasant, and grating. A real irksome ninny.

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@Raelthy That is because it was so filled with dreams!

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I daydream Vivek.
He's a Greek sculpture, begging to be touched.
Daddy like Obama, roll up your sleeves, I am turgid and flushed.
I am not Gay? I think of this man constantly.
Like a wine tasting, you sample the finest vintage.
An alcoholic this does not make
When in Rome you drink Vivek for Heaven's sake!

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@raqisright In the good old days, they had to earn it. It help builds character.

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Almost every attempt at bettering myself has led to life becoming conceivably harder and more frustrating.

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@soychotic Robert De Niro voice "You fuck my sista?"

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@baltic_dan Add pull the covers up over the ol' wife at bedtime and unleash a 1950's beef and Mr. Coffee gasser.

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How would I better the world? Hmmm. Great question. Wow. I guess it starts with empathy. Embracing otherness. Abandoning archaic power constructs. Installing machine gun turrets outside my palace. Drone striking dissenters. Deploying vultures to eat the decomposing dissenters.

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My greatest strength? Hmmmmmm. I'd say my empathy.

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@LearnToToad Honestly, the poor little guy took a chance. Most don't get off the starting line.

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I’m a little late, but I fully support Hunter Schafer, as I too am woefully dissatisfied with my penis. I speak for 99 percent of men. We are all in this together! #Together

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@annakhachiyan If this was the archetype of the Parisian protestor, then we should give socialism a shot. Its time for a paradigm shift.

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A photo of a Parisian French protestor. Fuck capitalism. I love socialism. America is dying anyway. I will rut in your cigarette ash and spit Goddess!

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@bizlet7 I think she just got vaginal Rejuvenation surgery to affirm her femininity. She is 27, and ladies are under immense pressure to remain youthful as they get up there in years.