Pastafarians

For Australians Touched by Quobs Noodlyness. R'amen!

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[Pastafarians @OzPastafarians]

And this is the most awe inspiring wording of how we all feel about this.

[Pastafarians @OzPastafarians]

Why wait until tomorrow? Eat some noodley goodness today and get a head start on joining the fastest growing carbohydrate based religion in the world!

[The Freethinker @FreethinkerMag]

@LondonHumanists @DrEmmaPark Is Pastafarianism a religion? Find out tomorrow.
@Humanists_UK @logomachist @Stephenmevans1 @henderob @CoFSMUK @CoFSM_Ireland @NikoAlm @paulcliteur @FCranmer @KerkVsm @henderob @UAAR_it @danieldennett @GSpellchecker @OzPastafarians @atheistalliance @Br_Spaghettus @IglesiaFSM

[Pastafarians @OzPastafarians]

@melaniedoak Teeth are luxury bones.

[Pastafarians @OzPastafarians]

@LyleShelton Is Cross and Crown a pub? Do you recommend going there for a pint?

[Pastafarians @OzPastafarians]

@corybernardi Imagine being triggered by colours...

[Pastafarians @OzPastafarians]

@SpagFlying You're obviously not drunk enough. FSM should always be too drunk to even notice, let alone care.

[Pastafarians @OzPastafarians]

@paulfoot @theunderstudy_ The last thing I want in my life is regrets. I can deal with lifeboats.

[Pastafarians @OzPastafarians]

@marquelawyers R'amen!

[Pastafarians @OzPastafarians]

@paulfoot @angelcomedy Tickets have been acquired.

[Pastafarians @OzPastafarians]

@noplaceforsheep Is the implication that someone who can afford a designer coat can't be raped?

[Pastafarians @OzPastafarians]

@corybernardi @BrittHiggins_ Two points. 1. You are a moron. 2. It is none of your business.

[Pastafarians @OzPastafarians]

@sandyosullivan Kieth doesn't seem to understand pronouns. Kieth used 6 pronouns in Kieth's rant. Kieth should take some lessons if Kieth wants to learn how to not use pronouns.

Love your work @sandyosullivan

[Pastafarians @OzPastafarians]

@furrybananas @vanbadham @FatherBob @henderob Saint @FatherBob is a kind and loving man who has dedicated his life to helping all people. He's well respected, stands up against hypocrisy and has been poorly treated by the organisation he dedicated his life to serve.

[The Freethinker @FreethinkerMag]

Can a 'made up' belief system count as a religion under Article 9 ECHR? The great Pastafarian debate continues. By @frank_cranmer.
@FCranmer @sandbergrlaw @NikoAlm @paulcliteur @KerkVsm @OzPastafarians @pastafariani_it @IglesiaFSM @UAAR_it @henderob
https://t.co/GCHx5MyKsQ

[Pastafarians @OzPastafarians]

@friendlyjordies Do I have a god for you!

[Pastafarians @OzPastafarians]

@qikipedia That seems to be a subjective statement.

[Pastafarians @OzPastafarians]

@thebigjohnnyd The 'performative art' of 'helping'! (when it has been proven that poverty is 1. not the fault of people who are poor, and 2. it is a policy choice... is slightly grating)

[The Freethinker @FreethinkerMag]

‘It saddens me that the ECtHR does not take Pastafarianism seriously and questions our faith,’ said Supreme Maccherone Philip Sager.
The Flying Spaghetti Monster v. Austria, by @NikoAlm.
@KerkVsm @CoFSM_Ireland @pastafariani_it @IglesiaFSM @OzPastafarians
https://t.co/EqR4JBCu9X

[Pastafarians @OzPastafarians]

@SkyNewsAust Says man with large, public, government subsidized platform.