David Hoffman (Parody)

Optimistic storyteller of frontier technology. The chaotic side of @Bankless

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Crypto wasn’t created to make you rich

It was created to set you free.

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@nbfirefly 👋

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Day 965. First day allowed back after lockdown. OMG if ever I had any doubt, THIS is why I live on a boat. Just deep joy to be back on the move in the wide open spaces. Long may it continue.

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@BBCr4today @nickrobinson What was the name of the stargazing App mentioned about 4 minutes before the end of this mornings Today programme

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@BBCRadio4 what was the name of the stargazing App mentioned by the guest about 4 minutes before the end of this morning’s programme at about 8.56

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@Aussie_Boater Congratulations Aussie Boater, great news.

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@theoldbloke @GBlatch04 No I don’t like it. Went on the bus and didn’t bother going down there by boat.

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@narrowcruising Don’t be scared, when challenged he ran off as fast as he could. Just a pillock.

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@countryhousegnt Well very good luck CHG and don’t be gone too long, we love you.

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@Essjayleam Thanks Sue. It’s been brief sunshine followed by showers here.

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@BearsAboard Cheeky bastards!

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@Essjayleam Nice one. 😁

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@Essjayleam Well done. You can’t be working with damaged equipment. I hope you enjoy it.

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Day 778. Hazy start this morning. Now moored at Wigrams Turn Marina. Going to stay here for a while - it’s been an exciting year, I can’t take it any more🤫😴.

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@skinner1965 Language evolves.

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Day 767. Through the Hatton locks with help from a CRT volunteer, another single hander with who I doubled up and towards the end a boat with plenty of crew who wanted to get a move on I think. Any way here we are on the outskirts of Warwick. 😁

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@Essjayleam Thanks Sue. Whether I do or not it’ll be another great experience I reckon.

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Day 766. Moored a mile away from the Hatton locks, all 21 of which I expect to get through tomorrow. Should be easy enough 😧