Paul Kafasis

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R.I.P. Twitter.

Erstwhile home of the literal one and only Paul Kafasis, of Rogue Amoeba and One Foot Tsunami.

[Paul Kafasis @PBones]

@byroncheng 🙊

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@panzer @gruber @AmyJane “Hey baby, I set the trends. Who do you think started this whole iWalk thing?”

https://t.co/moHXkw4q26

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@hisaac @danielpunkass Great to meet you as well - good luck!

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@nickrichter @gruber That is simply tremendous. Well done.

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What drink is the exact opposite of champagne? Make it a double.

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My thoughts have coalesced into this: https://t.co/y0Ak5X7gHp. I'm redoubling my efforts to help others. It helps beat back the despair.

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“Time stopped…He could count on experiencing [this illusion] several times a year — whenever he received news he could not joke about.”

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@djehuti Yeeeeah, I'm gonna say that having six counties on a different time as the rest of the state is screwy.

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Oh, FUCK no MSNBC, Rudy Guiliani does not get to talk in my house. Instant mute.

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@bobrk I agree wholeheartedly.

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I saw some polls had closed at 6 PM, so I went to check where. Of course it’s Kentucky.

(Also Indiana, but time is all screwy there anyway)

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@BoobsRadley Oh holy shit, you've provided the answer to a question from six years ago! https://t.co/EzKT6uT0rf

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Who runs the polls in places like LA, where they don't allow old people?

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It's past 5 o'clock here on the East Coast, which means it's OK to start (admitting you've been) drinking!

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@danielpunkass I think you accidentally tweeted this sext.

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Hillary Clinton makes me wish men could wear pantsuits too.

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For these reasons, and so many more, vote for Hillary Clinton tomorrow: https://t.co/mVeK8qG80U

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Quite simply, @HillaryClinton is what America needs right now. https://t.co/tm4HnGIBYa

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

This one's for you, Hillary.

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OK, I finally figured it out. Tuesday night, about 10 PM, he and his whole vile clan will come out on stage and just say “The Aristocrats!”.

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@behindyourback Oh come on, how badly do you want to jinx us?!

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@scyrx Maybe your blood sugar’s low. Have a snack.