Pauline Crafer

“We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public”. 🤪

[Pauline Crafer @PCrafer]

@MartinSLewis My local chippy announced last week they will no longer be offering cod as it’s too expensive for them to buy. They will now be a haddock only chippy! 15 yrs I’ve been going there, I’m silently crying inside 😪

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@NiallOfficial is this the wrapped results of a die hard fan? Asking for a friend 😂😂

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@EtienneTheWolf I had a similar experience when I wanted to be sterilised at 28 when as a couple me and my husband knew we were done with kids. I had to have my husband’s permission for it to go ahead. But I had the opposite experience when a hysterectomy was agreed for me at 33!

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@NiallOfficial Absolutely blinding show tonight in Newcastle, you were ‘propa cannee like’ 🥰

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@oasis Currently awaiting confirmation email. Msg advises “Nearly there... Confirmation emails may be delayed, due to an extremely high volume of entries. Please follow the link to confirm your entry”.

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@RachaelGray_psy 1) In beans;
2) spread on bread before making eggy bread;
3) add to oil when making your roasties.

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@canadaslady2 Definitely divorce worthy 🫣😂

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@sophiegrenham Currently sat with 5p size bites across my face and head. You could play dot to dot! All bites from one week ago 😫

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@HKane1 @MartinSLewis Have you tried DVLA to confirm ownership of the vehicle? Bank statements will also give payment confirmation.

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@MartinSLewis Close Brothers told us twice they couldn’t find my partners details and made me fill another form in for more info. I sent a copy of the agreement in the end as there no denying that!

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@bookingcom I don’t need assistance thanks, I was offering advice to help someone else having trouble 😮

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@NiecyOKeeffe I’ve had Anti-histamine tablets & the hayfever injection, cough medicine, antibiotics, Lansoprazole and an inhaler. 6 wks later, I still have it, so now waiting for an Xray and bloods to be taken. I’m actually coughing in my sleep also, it never stops! 😷

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@MartinSLewis No issues with @BarclaysUK or @monzo debit cards when using them in Jamaica 🇯🇲

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@JamesTheo On a par with floral gums and old skool cherry lips! 😋

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@AmandaB55744931 @where4artthow If you feel your complaint isn’t managed appropriately you have the right to go to the Parliamentary and Health Service Ombudsman!

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@UpsalaGirl £200 & 400 alternatively for a Hyundai! We have to service every 6 mths because of the mileage hubby does to and from work 😫

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@DrNighatArif It’s a bloomin’ headscarf 😱 We shouldn’t care so much about who is or isn’t wearing one. I’d rather see this than see people running around outdoors in their birthday suits!!! Even in cavemen days they covered up (with what I would call a crotch scarves), no problems then 😂

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@EliMcCann It’s handy for me so I know when to get dinner on as hubby has a long drive after work. It’s also good for safety as he’s a mountain climber. I share mine with him also, mainly for safety reasons when I’m out out.

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@jonnybid Con Air
Independence Day
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