Paul Bertram

Pro Golfer and fantasist

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@RomfordHammers @TNLUK @SeanWRFan 🤣How can it be fixed and more importantly why would they fix it to ensure Goody the Hammer didn't win?

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@INTERIORPORN1 Your wife isn't one for hoovering behind the bed is she?

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@villaleebs @JonathanPieNews Interesting that you specify the type of fraud that worries you.

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@FabrizioRomano Oh! The 33 year old was top of my list.

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@MailSport Wonder which club his agent will advise? Newcastle or the club with the highest agent costs.

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@FootballXtra0 So he's going to deliberately massively overpay for a player as a flex? Or its just complete bollocks.

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@Jayden7i @THENUFCHUB_IG @NUFC @WilliamOsula

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@MagpieChannel_ @NUFCThreatLevel Club: "Could we make it look worse"
Adidas: "Yeah, we could do it in long sleeves"

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@WatchReform @christiancalgie Knew they'd realise what a car crash Kenyon would be on QT.

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@rpz1495 @jonnyrmitch There are no wrong answers. Except this one 😂

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@marjovimol @jonnyrmitch Then we should probably all be successful artists.

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@HelloBenWhite Runs an NUFC account.

Thought we'd be in for Rashford.

You'd have thought having an understanding of your football club should be the minimum requirement to run a fan account.

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@swagapinochet @TreborRhurbarb It was just 9,600 footballers disappearing, he wasn't going to stretch credibility by saying Italy also qualified.

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@meek__01 Sesko over Gyokeres? Hardly a comparison worth bringing up.

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@SupportersNufc 😂😂😂 So he was valued in 23 at £12m less than we bought him for the summer before and is now in 26 still £5m short of the total package we agreed with Chelsea?

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@fizzbhau @atrupar And just months after they had to start from scratch 😂

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@SandyofSuffolk @Phil_Gwilliam What a dip shit!

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@forestmad80 You could have just listed all 8 together but no....the engagement 😂

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@TomTalksToon Yeah always looks good on paper and a few clips but then you see one of them has already been released and you realise it means nothing.

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@NUFCBlogcouk "Newcastle like him but have made no attempt to sign him". We cant complain about being used if we not making any moves ourselves.