PaulFakeTompkins

I'm not Paul F Tompkins. He's @pftompkins. I'm Paul F TTompkins. I have a moustache on top of my other moustache!

[PaulFakeTompkins @PFTTompkins]

@nowah and I have a head start with these dopey accounts. I was the first of this horrible meme. I'm sorry, world

[PaulFakeTompkins @PFTTompkins]

@CSPesky Just a warning for you, Chris. The last time I saw someone ask for a parody account, there were fifty of me in an hour

[PaulFakeTompkins @PFTTompkins]

As one of the first fake @PFTompkins', I'd like to think that my mustache and I are 100% responsible for the success of #verifyPFT.

[PaulFakeTompkins @PFTTompkins]

Just #verifyPFT. Come on! My mustache isn't getting any larger! Oh, they do grow? That's wonderful news! Still, please verify the guy!

[Tall F. Pumpkins @TallFPumpkins]

The battle has not passed until the @twitter lords call forth one of us to be carved into verification. May it be @PFTompkins. #verifyPFT

[PaulFakeTompkins @PFTTompkins]

@PFTompkins Welcome back!

[PaulFakeTompkins @PFTTompkins]

I warned you, @PFTompkins and your impersonators, but you didn't listen. Now the mustache is even larger!

[PaulFakeTompkins @PFTTompkins]

I swear that if Twitter verifies @PFTompkins instead of me, I'll MSPaint an even LARGER mustache onto my picture!!!!

[PaulFakeTompkins @PFTTompkins]

@BabyFTompkins When you wake up from your nap, you, me and @PFTompkins are going to settle this!

[PaulFakeTompkins @PFTTompkins]

I've already stolen one of @PFTompkins followers. I think it's time for @twitter to crown me king and end this verification fiasco!

[PaulFakeTompkins @PFTTompkins]

Come to me, @BstiNatosi and @PickleArmy! I bring the same @PFTompkins action without all the hassle!

[PaulFakeTompkins @PFTTompkins]

@tedleo Well that's just absurd

[Maul F Tompkins @MaulFTompkins]

@PFTompkins Ahhhhh, bears! My beautiful, beautiful face. If only I had been verified before this untimely accident!

[PaulFakeTompkins @PFTTompkins]

Just a reminder that my mustache is larger than @PFTompkins', and I think that counts for a lot!!!

[PaulFakeTompkins @PFTTompkins]

(I'm actually using reverse psychology. Twitter will recognize how humble I am and verify me, instead of that @PaulFTompkins fraud)

[PaulFakeTompkins @PFTTompkins]

If @PaulFTompkins is not verified soon, I will start eating pie! I don't give a rip anymore!!!!

[PaulFakeTompkins @PFTTompkins]

Why is @PFTompkins not verified? My existence is confusing millions, and this needs to be addressed!

[PaulFakeTompkins @PFTTompkins]

I DO give a rip!!!!!

[PaulFakeTompkins @PFTTompkins]

@PFTompkins yur wish is my command, sir