Peter Fitzroi

Peter Francis Auberon Fitzroi. Poet. Widower. Wormywordler.

Fitzomania/Fitz fever was the intense fan frenzy directed toward the poet upon 1st publication...

[Peter Fitzroi @PFitzroi]

lady f, queen of activism. i miss her.

[Peter Fitzroi @PFitzroi]

Constructing a Starmer from first principles

[ganesha redgrave @discostuart_]

If a "progressive" politician folds on trans rights and supporting palestine because they're unpopular with the media class, they will fold in every other progressive stance they have until they're basically starmer

[Peter Fitzroi @PFitzroi]

Roma est trenino erasure

[elon is a p​e​d​o​p​h​i​l​e @freeakayy]

@amazonmilkfrog Why don't they just build it above ground?

[Got CTE from playing Peek-a-Boo @doulbedoink]

Depressed Kier Starmer: My father… was a fool maker

[Magical Barry @TheDemonBaz666]

Why should the storm fear the rain

#KeirStormbringer

[Peter Fitzroi @PFitzroi]

Wasn't far off 😭😭

[Peter Fitzroi @PFitzroi]

Andy Burnham to step down to let Chuka Umunna stand in a by-election 🚨🚨🚨

[Philip Proudfoot @PhilipProudfoot]

History, sometimes, does a little dance

[Peter Fitzroi @PFitzroi]

If starmer says the magic phrase that he has "full confidence" in himself. He hopefully casts his curse one final time and is doomed by his own inauspicious confidences.

[Peter Fitzroi @PFitzroi]

https://t.co/tKLlJ129BR

[Iris Seraphina  @iris_seraphina]

Omg imagine craving a burrito for monthssss cause no one understands!🌯😩😭 #TacoTuesday

[Peter Fitzroi @PFitzroi]

Peter Scandelson - has anyone done that yet?

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

First they came for the em dash and I did not speak out. Then they came for the Oxford comma…

[rai •᷄ࡇ•᷅ ☽☾🍉 @okkotsuloml]

last aizo aizo tonight

[Peter Fitzroi @PFitzroi]

Take this for example. Why was it put to paper?:

Feels like -
Genesis 24
Judith!
Tobit!
Esdras!
Wisdom!
Ecclesiasticus!
!1st and 2nd Maccabees!

APOCRYPHA ASSEMBLE!

[Peter Fitzroi @PFitzroi]

Reading through my own personal archive of writings and the only conclusion to draw is that I may be insane. Or was. Between 2019-2021 most specifically. And again briefly in August 2023.

[Peter Fitzroi @PFitzroi]

Think caviar... salmon roe... idk

[Peter Fitzroi @PFitzroi]

Is this something?

[Peter Fitzroi @PFitzroi]

I need to do better, be better bc there's gold in the notes app and I sit atop it like a big evil medieval dragon

[Dr Rob @rob_heighton]

barack o'starmer: uhh let me be keir

[cones @praisemajus]

STARMER AND RAIN AND STARMER AND RAIN AND STARMER AND RAIN EVERY DAY IS STARMER AND RAIN I'M GONNA GO CRAZY AAAAHHHH

[Yesterday's Print @yesterdaysprint]

The Binghamton Press, New York, February 9, 1926