PHPeeHaa

PHP developer with a passionate hate for crap.

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Thanks for all the donations! Contribute via https://t.co/gT6ghv70ZC

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@heydanschenker Somebody just became a senior developer. They grow up so fast! 😮🥹

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@dr4goonis @SergiiShymko @official_php Stop saying "we". Also stop saying "team". There is no such thing. Even if there was, posting a message on a mailing list does not make one part of said team. Stop speaking for for a group you are not part of.

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@_ek1n @_ek1n : PH what is this?!?!
PH: Oh, no worries, don't mind that OS 2200 mainframe in the drawer. I will use it for a project soon!

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@_ek1n I am so afraid of my 40s at this point :D

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@Ocramius Word doc? Surely you mean a zip file containing pdf and word files behind a login?

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2022 is off to a great start - SO's room11+friends (https://t.co/TOb9lUvMQ9) completed a sponsorship "Snowball Extravaganza"where donations to https://t.co/gT6ghv70ZC were doubled. It was a great success

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.@rtheunissen_ / #php people: you are aware of any issues getting ext decimal to work on a Mac using homebrew by any chance? Or can suggest things to try? https://t.co/QQlQ54OLqd

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@heydanschenker @caityschenker What happened to Charlee 1 and 2 though?

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@orcishtylae "I can see all obstacles in my way"

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Don’t make a story smaller by "splitting" it into a front-end and back-end piece. That’s called "horizontal splitting," & it’s never a good idea. The problem is that you’re not done until you deliver value to your customers. 1/4

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@caityschenker I have been telling @heydanschenker to at least put on some underwear for at least 2 years now...

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@GMOfreeGinger dawwwww you named it after meeeeeeee! <3

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@Ocramius @Confluence Really? I only have good experiences with Atlassian products! Welcome to my almost daily hell:

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@GMOfreeGinger I am mostly known as "that dude that follows that dude that fills my twitter timelines with bunnies" now \o/

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@Mark_Baker @WyriHaximus But does it taste better?

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@_DaveRandom JavaScript irks me too though

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