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[TomWalker.bsky.social @tomwalkerisgood]

KOKO: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor

[Liv @Liv_Agar]

Heartbreaking hearing that the woman who Platner raped was hesitant to come forward because she agreed with his politics and didn’t want to damage The Movement. If you didn’t already realize, this sort of thing happens a lot more often than you hear about!

[sentient bloomberg terminal @kayrosso1]

Middle class American in 2026: “Socialism is an economic system :). It’s about balanced budgets so we can put more money into healthcare and housing.”

Silesian weaver in 1844: “Socialism is a total revolution in humanity’s very social being. It is the end of pre-history.”

[smit @itsoksmit]

at a job interview

"whats your biggest weakness?"

"understanding the semantics of a question but ignoring the pragmatics"

"could you give an me an example?"

"yes i could"

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

AOC: Im President because youve run my social media so well

Me southern accent: not a problem mam

AOC: the idea to put stuff in brackets to show that youre doing it. Its genius

Me: god is a genius mam

AOC steps close: if I was in brackets what would you do to me

Me: no mam

[Thomas White @len0killer]

Y’all keep me laughing with these text messages every day bruh. Swear I got the best phone 😂

[Awni Hannun @awnihannun]

Adopting Claude speak in my regular life, episode 1:

Partner: Did you do the dishes tonight?
Me: Yes they're done.
Partner: Why are they still dirty?
Me: You're right to push back. I didn't actually do them.

[Uncle Runk @NotUncleRunk]

What if Michael Jackson’s Dad beat his ass bc he knew he was gonna be a pedophile in the future, but he couldn’t kill him either bc he knew he’d make Thriller

[Circe @vocalcry]

I swear America only has the one map

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

(The Erotic Time Traveler) When’s pussy is this

[3DrakaiNa 👻 (G.A.N.G) @3DrakaiNa]

😂

[Mariella ! @pfaffphobic]

Everybody talks about the tortured genius. But never the tortured buffoon.

[dramen 🍍 @unotresiete]

quizás el peor trabajo jamás asignado a una criatura viva o inerte en este mundo es el peluche de Bob Esponja que tenemos en el piso para evitar que la lavadora se mueva demasiado.

[Brian 🍄 @Is_Not_Brian]

What's happening in the US is the most shameful thing I've ever lived through. The last 3 years have been a nightmare that keeps getting worse & worse. The lack of resistance, the complete apathy as this spirals, the complete failure of every institution & politician.

[kev joon @never_oppressed]

It’s a profound indictment of American society that there is no antiwar movement in this moment. If not now then when?

[Thomas White @len0killer]

(Trying to impress my mouse date) And let’s do a big piece of cheese for the table as well

[Alex Kane @alexbkane]

A New York Times investigation indicates that it was a US strike on an Iranian school that killed 175 people, mostly children. https://t.co/YoR5WY3bWn

[Julia Manchester @JuliaManch]

TRUMP to reporters while wrapping a tech energy roundtable: “I have to go back and look at the war.”

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

[regaining sentience after scrolling for two hours] As troubling as it may be to consider, I am beginning to suspect that my mind is being imposed upon

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

trump is signaling that he's going to use charlie kirks death to launch a war against left and liberal organizing