WhiskeyTango

USAF PJ, business owner, my adjectives are handsome, smart, successful, & humble

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@ericmetaxas @glennbeck So glad you got to see some of those artifacts. I had the opportunity at the beginning of Glenn's collecting to see some in Dallas.

Listening to your amazing book Revolution now and it's hard to turn off to work. Thank you for such a great work.

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@infantrydort Nelson's given name is Stanley...

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@ryanpatrickauth George Washington executed those that conspired against him in front of the army assembled. We don't have the stomach for what is needed.

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@PJMatt I'm okay with your description and if you want to have a formation of Cessnas over my backyard @500' while I smoke ribs this weekend I'll take that flying.

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@realKrisCruz @PatUnleashed He said he'd eat 'his' underwear not sanitized brand new underwear.

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@SteveDeaceShow Imagine how we feel living 30 minutes from Springfield & also in the heart of 'New Minneapolis'.

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@ryanpatrickauth Class D full motion or what's the point? Buy a rice burner.

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@BravoKiloActual Meh, it's a dry heat.

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@matthewdmarsden Huevos Rancheros with chorizo

[Emanuel Quiñones @EQuinones6310]

The World Cup has turned America into a discovery channel for the rest of the world.

And they are not handling it well.
In the best possible way.

Here is what they are discovering:

Free public restrooms. Europeans pay every time.
Free water at every restaurant. Just appears.
Free refills. Coffee. Sodas. Iced tea. Unlimited.
Free chips and salsa before you even order.
Free warm bread with dinner.
Ice in drinks like civilized people.
Air conditioning everywhere. Not a moral debate. A fact.
Parking lots attached to the actual place you are going.
Drive throughs where the food comes to the car while you sit in it.
Ranch dressing by the gallon.
Tex-Mex that cannot be explained only experienced.
Dental care that actually works.
Buccee’s. There are no words for Buccee’s.

Then they found the grocery stores.

Five of them within one mile.
Each one the size of an aircraft hangar.
Burgers. Steaks. Brisket. Ribs. Pulled pork. Lamb. Veal. Every cut of every animal ever domesticated by human civilization available in one refrigerated aisle at ten in the morning on a Tuesday.

The Germans stood in the meat section for forty five minutes.
In silence.
Processing.

They finally understand why we do not have trains.

We have roads wide enough for the cars we actually drive.
Parking lots the size of small European countries.
Airports in every city worth visiting.

Why would we need trains.

The Germans are taking ranch home by the bottle.
The Dutch found queso and briefly lost the ability to speak.
The Japanese are photographing HEB like it is the Louvre.
The Czechs are weeping in West, Texas.

Welcome to America!
The greatest country on earth.

[Chad Prather @WatchChad]

Stop scrolling for a second and watch this amazing young lady perform the National Anthem at the World Cup in LA.

Chills 🇺🇸❤️

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@innoutburger_ 100%

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@ryanpatrickauth TBF, what does and adjutant actually do, modify a noun?

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@BlastingThrough I received an ARCOM from 5th SFG for going in on the ground with them to keep the coalition forces from getting killed by the marines when we got into Kuwait. They wanted to give us CMBs but big blue shot that down.

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@BlastingThrough How did we not run into each other? We had a team of about 10 USAF PJs & 2 SEALS on the mtn @ the same time. The weather was so good that year all the climbs were fast. We rescued two Germans from the football field.

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@BuzzPatterson @BillClinton Amazing what we did with ProTec helmets and no body armor.

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@BuzzPatterson I loved jumping HALO from the ramp on the 141. Did not love turning around Mid-Atlantic on the way to Germany because bleed-air wasn't working. I mean, we were halfway just keep going.

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@BuzzPatterson Correction, second best job in the DOW.

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@BuzzPatterson Second best job in the USAF.

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@ShawnRyan762 @remarks Such a weak take, do better bro.