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I don’t put this in the “nightmare” category.

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

Bill Simmons: In terms of teammates with consecutive numbers on their jerseys, where do we rank Wemby and Harper with the #1 and #2 jerseys? You have to put McHale and Bird at the top spot with #32 and #33 right?

Joe House: I can't do this anymore. There has to be more to life

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@Buccigross 😂

[Greta Berlin @Truegreta]

I stood at this pool, at both monuments and saw both reflections…
He’s a God damn idiot, as are the fools that support him. The “Reflection Pool” wasn’t designed by American architect Henry Bacon a hundred years ago to look like a swimming pool. It’s designed to have a darkened characteristics that has reflective qualities to reflect the monuments.
That way, the Washington Monument is reflective to you when at the Lincoln Memorial, and when at the Washington Monument, the Lincoln Memorial is reflective to you.
It’s designed to enhance the grandeur of monuments, create an illusion of reflection, and inclusion of expansive space of unity.
He’s a tacky vulgar person that vulgarizes everything he touches. America isn’t becoming great, it’s becoming vulgar.

Credit - Mathew Reed

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@redannnnnnn What an insult to Gil and Tillie...

[Unique Movie Moments 🐬 @uniquemoviemom]

Craig should have won an Academy Award for this scene, the seriousness on his face alone 😂

This was emotional intelligence at his peak, the boucer listened to her complaints, then he disarmed her by agreeing, won sympathy by being honest and emotionally vulnerable, showed that he and others are also negatively affected by the rules too.

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Core memory here. Just home from college for the summer watching with hometown buds. Trot was such a menace against RHP's.

[Mark Dondero @MarkDondero]

May 28, 2000. Trot Nixon breaks a scoreless tie in the ninth inning with a home run off of Roger Clemens. Pedro Martinez goes the distance as Boston beats the Yankees 2-0 on Sunday Night Baseball.

[Jim Gardner-Johnson @DatDudeJD]

BAR OWNER: “You’re OK at making drinks, but are you good at changing the channel on a TV?”

BARTENDER INTERVIEWEE: “I am the literal worst channel changer of all time.”

BAR OWNER: “You start tomorrow.”

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@thebillsinger @3YearLetterman Had the same thought. He’s worked too hard.

[Rob Bradford @bradfo]

Woke up to a text from a former Red Sox player who summed up Saturday's moves: 'It's like shitting your pants and changing your shirt.'

[Bruce Arthur @bruce_arthur]

JD Vance is lecturing the Pope on Catholicism and Pierre Poilievre is lecturing Mark Carney on economics and RFK Jr is lecturing scientists about vaccines and Donald Trump is lecturing the world on tariffs and Pete Hegseth is quoting Pulp Fiction and thinking it’s the Bible

[Mike Zarren @mikezarren]

Super thankful for such a great group of coaches, staff, & especially players. So many guys devoted to getting better every day! Preseason I tried to tell you all this was gonna be a fun year. One of my favs! But our aims are always higher than just a fun year...more work ahead!

[Jaylen Brown @FCHWPO]

I love this team ☘️

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Imagine typing this and pressing the “post” button. Ya man, you should help Brad Stevens with his understanding of the college and pro hoops landscape!

[Go Heels Nation @GoHeelsNation]

Brad Stevens should understand… Nobody’s going to remember his greatest accomplishment as GM of the Celtics. Come to UNC and win 1 Natty, and you’re a legend. Win 3, and you’re on UNC’s Mount Rushmore. Win 4, and you’re on the all-time Mount Rushmore with Wooden, Dean, and K.

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@TronCarterNLU @PGATOUR Meanwhile, the RedHawks lost. 🤔

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@3YearLetterman @Adele @BADT1963 Neville Chamberlain never lost a game in Starkville.

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@SamMonsonNFL You could just got to therapy or something instead of all this neediness.

[KTLA @KTLA]

President Trump suggested in an interview with former FBI Deputy Director Dan Bongino on Monday that Republicans should “take over” the voting process in more than a dozen states ahead of the November midterms. Details: https://t.co/7Pk1T1nzjb

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@BarryOnHere Feel free to share his 4th quarter stats in that SB!

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If you ignore how quarterbacking performance actually influences winning football, then Matthew Stafford is definitely the MVP over Drake Maye.

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@robertmays LMK when Pats are “contenders” thx