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[Patrick L @PLonghurst93]

When you see a 10/10 at the bar

[Myles 🇯🇲🇧🇧 @myles_premium_]

They had cobra meetings when ambulances were set on fire btw. Actual homes and cars now and its twitter statements.

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

In the week that Israel expressed outrage at the notion it would ever abuse Palestinian detainees, here’s their security minister proudly posting actual evidence of Israel abusing detainees.
Beyond parody.

[Daniel Lambert @dlLambo]

An arson attack on old empty ambulances has drawn a bigger British state response than the actual targeted mass bombing of hospitals and murder of doctors by Israel.

Terrifying.

[Steve Sweeney @SweeneySteve]

Today I$rael tried to kill me in a targeted airstrike in southern Lebanon as I was reporting on was the targeting of bridges and the forced displacement of 1 million people, an ethnic cleansing operation on a larger scale than the Nakba

I have absolutely no doubt that this was deliberate. Despite claims there were no warnings ahead of the strike and no notifications sent to the Lebanese Army who allowed us to film

As we have seen in Gaza they want to silence journalists who document and report their war crimes

It is the western powers who provide political and military support for I$rael, arming it to the teeth to carry out genocide in Gaza and ethnic cleansing here in Lebanon. They are not simply complicit, but active participants and should be held accountable for their actions.

But if I$rael thinks today’s strike will silence us and keep us out of the field they are very, very mistaken

[👤 @jadinho97]

In order to distract us from the fact you had sexual intercourse with kids you’ll do the same

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Remember that I predicted a long time ago that President Obama will attack Iran because of his inability to negotiate properly-not skilled!

[Olly Tennant @OllyTennant]

It’s the same picture #JoshuaDubois

[Supertanskiii @supertanskiii]

Prince Andrew is on Epstein’s flight log. Don’t forget, the Queen paid £12m of our money to silence his rape accuser. Then the Royals/ media paraded the nonce about to to rehabilitate his image, a young man was arrested for protesting it.

Stop doffing your cap to those monsters.

[Sandford Police Commentary @Sandford_Police]

Earlier today we arrested a woman for suspected tax evasion after repeatedly selling her old clothes.

She claimed that she sold them for a fraction of what she had paid. Had paid tax on them when purchased with money she’d already been taxed on.

Investigations are ongoing.

[Jolyon Rubinstein @JolyonRubs]

Very much enjoyed watching our disgraced former Home Sec being awarded Dick Of The Year. Good work @archiemanners & @joshua_pieters and the @TheLastLeg team 🫶

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

HMRC moved to offices owned by a Tory Donor, registered in a Tax Haven.

So HMRC is paying rent money to a Tax Avoider.

HMRC enables tax evasion that’s the Conservative way.

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Michelle Mone’s PPE MEDPRO was a company that was less than 3 weeks old, with zero employee’s, no contracts, no premises, no previous transactions of any kind and with £100 in the bank.

Then the Government gave it £203,000,000.

Jail, jail, jail.

[The Labour Party @UKLabour]

Don’t forget to thank Rishi Sunak for doing such ‘a f**king good job’!

#PMQs

[Trades Union Congress @The_TUC]

Not appreciated at work?

Join a union.

[Patrick L @PLonghurst93]

@Daily_Express @jomilleweb

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

Lmao.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

I'm going on holiday to California, because I want my children to experience what it is like to swim in a sea that isn't full of turds and johnnies.

[Monster Of Truth @TheMooseOfTruth]

Well… he won’t be invited back… 🤣

#GBNews