𝒸onnor 𝓇ipley, 𝘦𝘴𝘲.

[𝒸onnor 𝓇ipley, 𝘦𝘴𝘲. @PORTlNASTORM]

/ zach was my first pick tbh but he’s private w his photos now 💔

[𝒸onnor 𝓇ipley, 𝘦𝘴𝘲. @PORTlNASTORM]

/ will u guys beat my ass if i have two fcs

[𝒸onnor 𝓇ipley, 𝘦𝘴𝘲. @PORTlNASTORM]

@ST0RlEBREVl bummer. guess i’ll have to wonder.

[𝒸onnor 𝓇ipley, 𝘦𝘴𝘲. @PORTlNASTORM]

@ST0RlEBREVl what’s the point then? /:<

[𝒸onnor 𝓇ipley, 𝘦𝘴𝘲. @PORTlNASTORM]

( blinks at him, looking at him sideways … before turning back to look at the nest, )

… would be particularly sad for my kids.

[ash .ᐟ @holoccen]

“oh, cool! finches…”

ash doesn’t actually know what finches look like. has he seen them before? surely, but he’s clearly no expert when it comes to the animal kingdom. he can’t /recognize/ them.

“yeah, you do that. it would be awful to have a bird bloodbath on your porch.”

[𝒸onnor 𝓇ipley, 𝘦𝘴𝘲. @PORTlNASTORM]

@ST0RlEBREVl ouch. here i thought i was on good behavior.

[𝒸onnor 𝓇ipley, 𝘦𝘴𝘲. @PORTlNASTORM]

@GHOSTELEGANS you’re awfully kind.

[𝒸onnor 𝓇ipley, 𝘦𝘴𝘲. @PORTlNASTORM]

@ST0RlEBREVl me? what have i done?

[𝒸onnor 𝓇ipley, 𝘦𝘴𝘲. @PORTlNASTORM]

finches, i think.

i don’t think there are eggs this time of year … nor do birds eat one another unless there’s food scarcity. i’ll be sure my feeders are stocked.

[ash .ᐟ @holoccen]

what kind of birds? be careful! i read somewhere that some species of birds eat their siblings. it’s crazy.

[𝒸onnor 𝓇ipley, 𝘦𝘴𝘲. @PORTlNASTORM]

@ST0RlEBREVl ( hand over his own heart, )

i’d prefer not to be eaten. nor my children …

[𝒸onnor 𝓇ipley, 𝘦𝘴𝘲. @PORTlNASTORM]

we have a birds nest on the porch. (:

[𝒸onnor 𝓇ipley, 𝘦𝘴𝘲. @PORTlNASTORM]

@ST0RlEBREVl you mean handling my age range? …

[𝒸onnor 𝓇ipley, 𝘦𝘴𝘲. @PORTlNASTORM]

@ST0RlEBREVl oof. perhaps not so difficult.

[𝒸onnor 𝓇ipley, 𝘦𝘴𝘲. @PORTlNASTORM]

@ST0RlEBREVl how young are the kids?

[𝒸onnor 𝓇ipley, 𝘦𝘴𝘲. @PORTlNASTORM]

@ST0RlEBREVl i’m sure baristas have their own drama.

[𝒸onnor 𝓇ipley, 𝘦𝘴𝘲. @PORTlNASTORM]

@GHOSTELEGANS … you don’t need to appease me.