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Shame hits different when it’s coming from a 10 year old

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Next time I do a glucose test I am bringing a beer bong

[gal౨ৎ @prtygal777]

All the moons of the year 2023

[Wilder Larkin @LarkinWilder]

A Van Gogh down by the river

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There are a lot of things that happen in shows and movies that make me think:

this is like that episode of Walker Texas Ranger!

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I just entered: Pearl Jam at Fenway in Boston. You can too! krnaradio https://t.co/VVJHwJwC8m

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I love 94.1 KRNA krnaradio https://t.co/vunYYXLuzt

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The grip that Hedwig has on me when he says “etcetera” in Split is like

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My Roman Empire is that Elon had all the audacities (and a touch of rudeness) to try and take my blue little tweetie bird away from my Home Screen

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Lily is almost 26 and I am 28 🫠

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Lily & I are in Casey’s last night, we’re getting a 12pk to split so I put it on the counter to pay. This cashier says: “are you two sisters or mother & daughter?”

We politely chuckle & say sisters.

She looks me in the eye and says “you could honestly pass for either”

I’m:

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“NLE CHOPPA stuck in Denver??”

-@Blane_Long

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I’d be a morning person too if I didn’t have to crawl across the bed (undoubtedly waking my angel cat who is resting beside me) to reach the nightstand where my eyeglasses are kept, as the most effective way to wake me up?

Do you know how much effort and discipline that takes

[chase @_chase_____]

me and my 47 alarms

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Growing up is realizing that I am more like Gus than I am Shawn

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Barney was really onto something when he created John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt

[trash jones @jzux]

hey sorry i missed your text i realized i’m going to have to keep responding to texts for the rest of my life and i got really tired

[Walter Masterson @waltermasterson]

I want to hug this man.

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

freaky ass frog😭😭

[prndl @PRDLjam]

“The more shit we get, the more shit we can put stickers on”

- Austin, age 27