The Real Paul Smith

Practically perfect in every way.

[The Real Paul Smith @PSmithTweets]

Nothing to worry about. 5 minutes to go and 6 defenders on to help us score a goal #ENGARG

[The Real Paul Smith @PSmithTweets]

Why on earth would you ever put on 6 defenders??? #ENGARG

[The Real Paul Smith @PSmithTweets]

Has Harry Kane actually been the the box yet? #EngArg

[The Real Paul Smith @PSmithTweets]

So the referee has a big patch on his shirt saying “Referee” on it. As if the bright pink shirt wasn’t enough to let us know who he is #ENGARG

[The Real Paul Smith @PSmithTweets]

So let’s just crown Spain the football World Cup champions now because I’ve no idea what game England and Argentina have been playing for the last 45 minutes #ENGARG

[The Real Paul Smith @PSmithTweets]

48 minutes of fouls and complaining by the Argentinian team #ENGARG

[The Real Paul Smith @PSmithTweets]

Is that Simione’s 20th foul of the match so far? #ENGARG

[The Real Paul Smith @PSmithTweets]

If it wasn't a foul according to #Trump then all the Belgian players tonight should stamp on the ankles of all the USA players without risk of being sent off or even yellow carded #Fifa

[The Real Paul Smith @PSmithTweets]

Presumably #Trump will order the invasion of Belgium if the USA lose tonight #Fifa

[The Real Paul Smith @PSmithTweets]

Yes, Harry Kane's scored a goal. Woo hoo! It's literally his only job. Move on #ENGCOD #fifaworldcup

[The Real Paul Smith @PSmithTweets]

Stop the clock during hydration breaks please #ENGCOD #fifaworldcup

[The Real Paul Smith @PSmithTweets]

Even if England continued playing during DR Congo's hydration break they still wouldn't score #ENGCOD

[The Real Paul Smith @PSmithTweets]

As a Leicester Tigers supporter I’m legally obliged to be disappointed that #NorthamptonSaints have won but in all fairness they are the deserved champions #norvexe #PremFinal

[The Real Paul Smith @PSmithTweets]

The bloke in orange should be nominated for man of the match. He's won it for Saints #NORvLEI

[The Real Paul Smith @PSmithTweets]

Apparently you can play the nine now #NORvLEI

[The Real Paul Smith @PSmithTweets]

Iyogun should have been Iyogone with two head collisions #NORvLEI

[The Real Paul Smith @PSmithTweets]

Not sure about that decision Luke #NORvLEI

[The Real Paul Smith @PSmithTweets]

Presumably someone mentioned to #Trump that they may have to scientifically examine the scene of the shooting last night #staged

[News from Science @NewsfromScience]

U.S. President Donald Trump has fired all 24 members of the National Science Board, the body that oversees the National Science Foundation. Many science advocates see it as the latest step by his administration to erode—some would say destroy—the independence of the 76-year-old research agency. https://t.co/5LrByFdzHz

[The Real Paul Smith @PSmithTweets]

Tyson looks as fresh as he did in the first round #FuryMakhmudov

[The Real Paul Smith @PSmithTweets]

The commentator says he’s very impressed with Makhmudov. What match is he watching? #FuryMakhmudov