The Punservative

Puns. Politics. Cartoons.

[The Punservative @PUNservative]

There SHOULD be a #Referendum in🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿, but it should be on the question of "Should the devolved institutions have Fiscal Independence from🇬🇧Treasury?"
coz the SNP have no answer to that.

Well, what would YOU do as head of the SNP, if faced with that?

I call this #OperationLiger

[The Punservative @PUNservative]

The dilemma faced by #Makerfield voters:

"I'm inclined to vote for #ReformUK . . .

. . . Butt-hole'd on a minute!

Do I really want to vote for *this* candidate?"

@MrMarkDolan @Emma_A_Webb @russellquirk

[Talk @TalkTV]

Mark Dolan reacts to Carol Vorderman’s Instagram video celebrating Andy Burnham’s Makerfield by-election victory.

@mrmarkdolan @Emma_A_Webb

[The Punservative @PUNservative]

Andy Burnham is an empty box . . .

. . . which is full of rubbish.

[Zia Yusuf @ZiaYusufUK]

This is the video Andy Burnham doesn’t want you to see 👇

[The Punservative @PUNservative]

I expect that @joncraig has never bin faced by an interviewee like this before.

You can Count on it.

[Sky News @SkyNews]

"I swear I'll move to Makerfield if I win."

Count Binface talks to Sky's @joncraig at the vote count at the Makerfield by-election.

Read the latest on Makerfield 🔗 https://t.co/PecSXmF31b

📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube

[The Punservative @PUNservative]

Noun: "premature eJOCKulation".

Definition: Being unable to keep a clean sheet for more than 70 seconds.

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿⚽️⏱️🥅

[CGTN Sports Scene @CGTNSportsScene]

🤟#Saibari needed 70 seconds to put #Morocco in control and #Scotland spent the next 90 trying, and failing, to undo it...

🇲🇦 Morocco 1-0, Group C tilted, and another feather in the cap of the 2022 semi-finalists.

❎Scotland’s two 2nd-half penalty shouts both waved away by ref.

[The Punservative @PUNservative]

It used to be that local councillors could be "surcharged" if they didn't use taxpayers' money correctly.

This idea should be revived for MSPs who break UK law, OR who spend money which they knew (or which a reasonable person would've known) was being spent on RESERVED matters.

[Sharron Davies HoL MBE @sharrond62]

At some point individual ministers must be personally held responsible for not insisting Uk law is followed. How have the SNP in particular been allowed to ignore court cases they constantly lose? The gaslighting & deflecting language has got to stop. Humans cannot change sex.

[The Punservative @PUNservative]

The monies embezzled were from funds given towards a supposed campaign for a re-run of the Scottish Indy Referendum:

A c"Yes"s-pit of corruption.

#Murrell #Sturgeon #Nicola #SNPcorruption #NicolaSturgeon

@alexmassie

Plus: @PeterMurrell's motivation?

"Ease the Squeeze":

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

All these cynics saying Sturgeon must have noticed top-of-the range coffee makers and designer handbags appearing out of thin air in her home: there are a hundred innocent explanations. She probably assumed the elves were pleased with her or something.

[The Punservative @PUNservative]

"verruKeir"

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

Like a stubborn verruca, but less likeable.

[The Punservative @PUNservative]

@TiceRichard @RobKenyonReform @CrewkerneGaz @ZiaYusufUK @reformparty_uk

Every time that the Labour candidate takes on a whole new set of policies & principles, he will first take his existing ones, . . .

. . . and 'e burn 'em.

[The Punservative @PUNservative]

Can't.

[N.B. My spellchecker states that that answer may have been mis-spelt.]

[Benonwine @benonwine]

DESCRIBE KEIR STARMER USING ONLY ONE WORD…

[The Punservative @PUNservative]

Great interview, @SharronD62

As you [@wsusportsunion] are probably going to have to [threaten to] sue the pants off the unSporting Bodies, it would be interesting to know w/not they list their insurers (in their public a/cs), or if you'd be able to blanket legal-letter insurers

[Women's Sports Union @wsusportsunion]

"Sport is already inclusive, right? Everybody gets to play it, you just play it where you fit the right category." 💪

WSU co-founder @sharrond62 speaks to @joshxhowie on @GBNEWS Free Speech Nation. ⬇️

[The Punservative @PUNservative]

It's also the case that “there is no type of official record or document in the UK which provides reliable evidence of sex” because there is a mechanism for changing a Birth Certificate to state the opposite sex to the true one.

@sharrond62 @wsusportsunion

[Marjorie Hutchins @leakylike]

It says “there is no type of official record or document in the UK which provides reliable evidence of sex” because people can change their sex on passports and driving licences without the need for a gender recognition certificate"

This must stop

[The Punservative @PUNservative]

The #BBC's doctored-mentary about Jan. 6th and @realDonaldTrump on #Panorama proved to be just a bit too 🌶️"hot & splicey"🎞️✂️🎞️ for their DG, #TimDavie.

[Liz Kershaw @LizKershawDJ]

#BBC DG #TimDavie is the 5th Director General since 2000. Ultimately they have all had to resign or leave in a hurry because they have presided over fake news/misinformation/bias/criminal activity/ dishonesty and management cover ups.
Their big fail? They just didn't want to know what was really going on on the shop floor.
"They did not listen they did not know how....perhaps they'll listen now."
Greg Dyke
Mark Thompson
George Entwistle
(Tim Davie temporary)
Tony Hall
Tim Davie
https://t.co/ru03CYYxXT

[The Punservative @PUNservative]

The #BBC's doctored-mentary about Jan. 6th and @realDonaldTrump on #Panorama proved to be just a bit too 🌶️"hot & splicey"🎞️✂️🎞️ for their DG, #TimDavie.

[Liz Kershaw @LizKershawDJ]

#BBC DG #TimDavie is the 5th Director General since 2000. Ultimately they have all had to resign or leave in a hurry because they have presided over fake news/misinformation/bias/criminal activity/ dishonesty and management cover ups.
Their big fail? They just didn't want to know what was really going on on the shop floor.
"They did not listen they did not know how....perhaps they'll listen now."
Greg Dyke
Mark Thompson
George Entwistle
(Tim Davie temporary)
Tony Hall
Tim Davie
https://t.co/ru03CYYxXT

[The Punservative @PUNservative]

Is it true that @realDonaldTrump has called the #BBC "Britain's National Broadcaster, ... sorrry, Fraudcaster"?

No? Well he should've.

#DonaldTrump #Panorama #Newsnight #BBCbias #bbcdocumentary #WPATH #WTFpath

[Nigel Farage MP @Nigel_Farage]

The BBC has been institutionally biased for decades.

[The Punservative @PUNservative]

Get ready for the Reeves-cession.

#RachelReeves #RachelThieves #RachelFromAccounts #RachelFromAccountsMustGo #Budget2025 #Budget2026 #budget #LabourLiars #LabourLies #LabourFiles #KeirStarmer #Starmer #StarmerOutNow #Starmergeddon #StarmerLies #StarmerFarmerHarmer #Liebour

[gary thompson @icf66]

@kezia_noble But she said she's not going to raise your taxes 😁

[The Punservative @PUNservative]

A man interviewed in #Crowborough today on #GBNews gave a brilliant one-word answer to this question:

Q) But if they aren't going to be housed in places like this, then where else should they be housed?

A)🇫🇷 France🇫🇷.

@GBNews #migrants #OperationScatter #OpenBorders #OpenDoor

[Kezia Noble @kezia_noble]

Maybe Rachel Reeves could consider cutting the housing benefits and hotel costs for illegal migrants to ZERO before raising taxes on hard working people.

Just an idea.

[The Punservative @PUNservative]

It was manifest[o]ly obvious that this would happen.

#RachelReeves #RachelThieves #RachelFromAccounts #RachelFromAccountsMustGo #Budget2025 #Budget2026 #budget #LabourLiars #LabourLies #LabourFiles #KeirStarmer #Starmer #StarmerOutNow #Starmergeddon #StarmerLies #Liebour

[Nigel Farage MP @Nigel_Farage]

You can’t trust a word Rachel Reeves says.

[The Punservative @PUNservative]

Q) Who would you least like to have setting your tax rates?

A) RatesHell Reeves.

#RachelReeves #RachelThieves #RachelFromAccounts #RachelFromAccountsMustGo #Budget2025 #Budget2026 #budget #LabourLiars #LabourLies #Starmer #StarmerOutNow #Starmergeddon #StarmerLies #Liebour

[James Melville 🚜 @JamesMelville]

“So my promise to you is this…Labour will not put up your income tax, national insurance or VAT.”

Rachel Reeves said this in June 2024 (just before the general election).

[The Punservative @PUNservative]

Rache-shall REEVErSe her prom-misses.

#RachelReeves #RachelThieves #RachelFromAccounts #RachelFromAccountsMustGo #Budget2025 #Budget2026 #budget #LabourLiars #LabourLies #LabourFiles #KeirStarmer #Starmer #StarmerOutNow #Starmergeddon #StarmerLies #StarmerFarmerHarmer #Liebour

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Rachel Reeves blames everyone but herself and her Govt for the shocking state of the UK economy, and is clearly planning to announce massive tax rises that she and Keir Starmer repeatedly promised NOT to level on us. She has no idea what she’s doing.

[The Punservative @PUNservative]

@benleo The serious question which Labour people should be asked is: "Are you still going to be saying the same thing on the 2nd anniversary of the General Election, . . . & on the 3rd,... & on the 4th,... & with 9 months to go until the next GE, & with 6 mths to go, & on the eve of it?"