Parker Jones

[Parker Jones @P_Jones10]

I’m never more excited then when I have a new body wash or shampoo to start using. The smile on my face when I open that shower curtain could cure cancer and end famines.

[Parker Jones @P_Jones10]

@kendallbaker I give up. No Wilt, no 82-0. I’m convinced

[Parker Jones @P_Jones10]

@DynamoTwentyTwo @CBADgg @Necrostevo It’s still roughly a 25% chance for two blizzards to hit both targets twice.

[Parker Jones @P_Jones10]

@TheSpursWatch @Plettigoal @SkySports Love this potential move but why is it January 30th, and there are 0 concrete or known negotiations for defensive coverage????

[Parker Jones @P_Jones10]

@stoolpresidente Can’t grow one my friend

[Parker Jones @P_Jones10]

@Marcspurs1468 My fave

[Parker Jones @P_Jones10]

@SpursOfficial @socios @Pforest10

[Parker Jones @P_Jones10]

@AlasdairGold Bentancur update? Haven’t heard a word about him since post-match.

[Parker Jones @P_Jones10]

@evergr8ful @Austin_Vols This really shouldn’t bother me but it does. Both players are spectacular but to sum up Knecht like this is shameful. Unranked recruit, 0 offers, played juco for two years, got a shot with a mid major and repeatedly proved that he is among the best young talents in the country.

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[Parker Jones @P_Jones10]

@FabrizioRomano @Squawka Spurs have scored in all of them…

[Parker Jones @P_Jones10]

@_Zeets Yup

[Parker Jones @P_Jones10]

The greatest game

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

4-0 down after the first leg. This is how Sheffield Wednesday pulled off the greatest comeback in playoff history 👏

[NASA @NASA]

When we say “supermassive black holes,” just how do they measure up?

Using their shadows for size, we’ve rounded up 10 black holes and compared them to objects in our solar system. Don’t worry – these black holes are many light-years away: https://t.co/Vb6zIWzHh6 #BlackHoleWeek

[Parker Jones @P_Jones10]

@ayeejuju East has the black population and Florida. No question we dominate.

[Parker Jones @P_Jones10]

@TheSpursWatch @MiguelDelaney Still??? Even after yesterday?

[Parker Jones @P_Jones10]

@AOC Uhh am I missing something here? How is this top 10%? All public servants are criminally underpaid. Teachers, firefighters, EMTs, and yeah.. cops.

[Chrissie Mayr🇺🇸 @ChrissieMayr]

I’m too left for right wingers and I’m too right for left wingers

[Parker Jones @P_Jones10]

@OneKnoxSC The Wiggles… clearly

[Parker Jones @P_Jones10]

@tropicanapussy The always underestimated “Shewww buddy” of the south is both tasteful and descriptive

[Blaine Grisak 💭 @BGMediaOnSI]

This might be one of the best throws ever. To pull a no-look with the game on the line takes some stones.